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What the fuck this stupid want to say??
By Tiuniasing | June 28, 2007
2la aku nak kua moto ko tkt name black lis konon nye,kan susah dah kalu jdi camni blk kang abg ambik
Recently, I got involved in a few accidents and I didn’t get any summon ticket just because it’s not my fault. Yesterday, I got the above SMS from a new number. I have no idea who sent it to me, and I have no fucking idea what the contents is too. If you know it, perhaps you can help to translate it to me.
I am suspecting the SMS is sent by one of those who involved in one of the accidents that I was in. Let me list out the most recent 3 accidents:-
Accident 1
2 young Malay sohais on a kap-chai made a u-turn from the inner lane. They cut into the outter lane without seeing the rear-view mirror, which I was already in at high speed. Consequently, I floored down hard on the brake pedal and steered my steerling wheel to the right but still I had to run into them as I had not enough room to avoid it. I couldn’t turn too much to the right as there was a divider there. Both my front and rear of my right tires slightly touched on the divider wall. That’s considered damn fucking lucky alreadt. I could have ended up my car turned upside down a few times and I would have died on the spot in the accident if I really hit hard on the divider.
The kap-chai’s rider left foot was cramped in between my front left tire and the the kap-chai engine. The rear passenger’s head hit hard on my car windscreen and bleeding like waterfall. Both of them were sent to Hospital Serdang immediately by a kind Indian taxi driver.
I visited them in hospital the next day after that accident, and I bumped into the passenger’s family. An oldman, the rear passenger’s father is good, and apologized to me for the accident. He asked me not to worry so much as his son seemed to be okay. Along with them was the oldman’s son-in-law. According to the oldman, his son-in-law works as a deejay and he can speak many more types of languages including some Chinese dialects. This guy was standing next to me, he is an Indian. He is not handsome.
I shook hand with him to show my friendliness. But this so-called deejay fellar showed me a lansi face. His mouth was moving like a AK-47, seemed like saying something to me. He spoke very blurrily in low voice, and all the words seemed to be combined and very difficult to understand. After a few times requesting him to repeat his sentense, I finally got what he said:-
“You better watch out, I tell you. Anything happen to this little boy, I will not let you go so easily. And you better be prepared all the medical and hospitalization fees.”
When I heard this, I was damn 9 7 du lan already. I quickly took off my hand and stare him with a damn du lan face. Since my intention wasn’t to look for trouble there, so I endured it and followed the oldman to the ward and see the injured young boy.
2 weeks later, this so-called deejay called me. I tell you what, I don’t believe that he works as a deejay because his spoken is so fuck up, so difficult to understand what he wants to say. On the phone, he wanted me to settle the hospitalization bill. From what I could see is that his father-in-law (the oldman) wanted him to pay the bill. But he is smart enough to call me and want me to settle the bill. After I heard what he wants, I immediately cheh foh but I didn’t diu him back on the spot. I just said to him that I will call his father-in-law and discuss about it.
In my heart, I have no plan to take out a single cent for them. First, it was not my fault. Second, I was a victim in the accident too. My car was sent to the workshop and I had to live without a car for a few days. Third, Chinese New Year was just around the corner and my wedding was only one month a way from date. I could say the accident really spoiled my mood and screwed my day. With all this reasons behind, do you think I will sympathize the young boy family?? The most important factor is, this so-called deejay’s attitude. He barked like a dog so fucking rudely, and still his face skin is so thick to call me to want me to settle the bill for him. Sohai deejay, let me say it again here:-
“You fucker go and HAM CHAT, I will not pay a single no matter what!!”
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Accident 2
It happened to me last month when I was in Butterworth. My car was banged by a reversing school bus. We settled the case in the police station and I would say it’s a happy ending for both of us. But the sergeant is really fuck up!!
Accident 3
This happened to me in last week. I was driving my wife’s Vios in Cheras for a basketball training. The traffic in front of Makro was congested and everyone was either on stop or slow, normal scene of traffic jam.I remember I had stopped my car. About 5 seconds later, I heard someone crashed into my rear side and fell on the ground. I knew something bad had happened. I came out of the car and checked up what was happening.
A kap-chai ran into my car and the rider flung to the barrier with an ankle sprained. He could not stand up, he couldn’t walk. So I carried him up and seated him on the divider. I was waiting for him to tell me how much he could pay me for compensation. He told me that he is an army, currently working in Sungai Besi camp. He said that his salary is low and asked me if I can adjust a bit about the compensation. I asked him how much he got in his wallet. He said he only got RM60. So I took RM50 from him, and I jotted down his cellphone number too.
I sent the Vios for repair 2 days ago and it was ready yesterday. The bill is ngam ngam RM1,000. So I called the army to discuss about the compensation. I have called a few times but he never picked up the phone. MA-CHAO-HAI!!
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give them a break la… i think they are really poor. friend… u really quite accident prone eh?
Oi brudder….tht msg damn hard to read…i barely understand wtf it means man…Damn unlucky lar u always accident….
Hi Brother
Be very careful on the road
Safety is an attitude
zewt,
yes, I am low now, but I will bounce back very soon!!
Yes, they are poor. So what?? Poor can simply bang people’s car and no need to pay issit??
pookyma,
it’s alright if you don’t understand. Genius like me also can’t get it.
It’s dark and rain like hell here, but I believe the sun will shine again very soon!!
I-Boleh,
I think, I have no problem with my driving attitude. It just that some people have no patient to go to hell, that’s why they ran into me.
“2la aku nak kua moto ko tkt name black lis konon nye,kan susah dah kalu jdi camni blk kang abg ambik”
means
“That why, i want to take out your bike but i’m afraid my name will be black listed, as if. It is pain in the ass if this thing happens. Like this, i’ll take your bike when i got back.
What ever happens in an accident never apologize. Go settle balai 1st, let the police determine whose fault it is. When i was involved in an accident, i never admit its my fault eventho clearly it is my fault.
kraken,
you’re the man dude.
But then I do not have a bike!! That’s freaking me out.