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10pm closing time for all petrol stations
By Tiuniasing | August 2, 2007
Let’s take a break from “Papaya Farm”.
KUALA LUMPUR: The 3,200 petrol stations nationwide, including those along highways, will close at 10pm and open at 7am, with or without the approval of the Government.
One of today’s major national breaking news is “10pm closing time for all petrol stations”. But if I were the press editor, I would have posted the title as “You are not be able to get a single condoms after 10PM if your neighbourhood doesn’t have a 7-11“.
How many of you have a habit to use condoms when you are copulating, be it with your girlfriend(s), wife(ves) or one night stand?? Where do you usually purchase your condoms?? Watson?? Guardian?? 7-11?? or… Petronas?? I used to replace stock in volume by getting the bigger pack of Durex Extra Safe from pharmacies (Watson usually) when I do shopping. Two reasons for that. One is because I can find a Watson in almost all the shopping complex. Second reason is because Watson don’t sell pirated and expired condoms. For me, Watson = Condoms retailer. Hahaa…
But there were times when I was out of condoms but I needed it in urgent. In this case, I would have to drive to the nearest convenient store to buy. Guys, if there wasn’t any convenient store there, how?? Petrol station 24 hours retailer-store is our bestest choice. Petrol stations are everywhere, and now most of them open 24 hours. So it’s more convenient than the convenient store actually.
Now Petrol Dealers Association of Malaysia has decided to close 10pm due to several reasons such as frequent armed robberies, increased security costs, higher wages for workers, low night sales, soaring rentals and electricity bills. Also, the dealers also want customers who use credit cards to buy petrol to fork out the 1% commission, previously absorbed by the dealers. Mahai, the petrol dealers are getting more and more lan si already. I know we road-users can’t live without them, but that doesn’t mean that they can simply change their policy without bothering we consumers.
Petrol stations actually play a very important role especially when comes to night time. Let me list out a few scenarios why they should continue to run their business 24 hours a day:-
1. When you are lost somewhere, how are you going to make your way out of there?? You better drive to the nearest petrol station because it’s the safest place to enquire direction. Besides that, you can refill your car fuel in order to reach your destination safely with sufficient fuel;
2. When you manage to pick up a girl in a club and gonna drive her home for fucking business, and you suddenly remember the condom is out of stock at home. So you have to drive to the petrol station along your way back home for some condoms for safety and health purpose;
3. When you can’t sleep at night, and you want to look for a chat-pal, you can drive to the nearest petrol station and find the chics who work as cashier at that petrol station. They are willing to be your chat-pal because they are lonely too;
4. When you meet some robbers and you are seeking for help to make phone calls, petrol station is the bestest choice again because it can be found everywhere;
5. If you are a mat rempit and you’re about to join your gang for action on Saturday, you seriously need to refuel a few times because modified bikes are damn fucking high fuel-consumption.
See, there are so many reasons why petrol station must have to operate 24 hours.
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watson doesnt sell pirated condoms? U mean the rest sell pirated condoms ka? O_O
*clicks* *clicks*
Rabbit,
the rest I am not sure, you gotta check it out on your own.
hahaha the real reason behind the “close at 10pm” crap…
they not making enough PROFIT, so they cut cost at OUR expense
and also hor..u use credit card to pump petrol, u hafta pay extra 1%, cos, they want MORE PROFIT
msia..bulleh!
huei,
that’s why I am planning to buy a Honda Civic Hybrid, use lesser petrol one.
those no petrol then dont have to go home lor =.=
Another good way to save costs at the expense of customer’s convenience. Me and my friend have to plan earlier for mamak session already.
u forgot 1 more reason..
if you need a wee.. u get to the nearest petrol station.. free of charge full of smell..
MALAYSIA BOLEH!
saya cinta badawi dan rakan rakan
mochii,
no petrol then do drive. Take taxi or bus. But… What if the taxi got no petrol also?? Hmm… No idea.
Zen Master,
I think you can plan to cancel off your mamak session already.
Your earlier means going out earlier, but still will stay until late.
janice,
when they don’t operate 24 hours already, we can see the grass around us will definitely grow more healthier.
Ting Tit Lei,
memang pun!! Long life your Badawi.
[…] seems like the government agrees with what I said here. […]
whahahahh!! WATSON!
i love watson but not for condom purpose
um..after y get the civic hybrid..um..boleh pinjam? =P kekeke
belle,
abuthen, what for you go there?? For sanitary pad??
huei,
pinjam can lah!!
But then I heard hybrid is damn low power.