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    One-night stand fiasco

    By Tiuniasing | August 3, 2007

    PENANG: A one-night stand with an older woman in Taiping almost cost a teenager his freedom.The 19-year-old youth from Penang was threatened by the woman’s relative to marry her or never set foot in Taiping again. Fearing for his life, he lodged a police report at the Central police station here.George Town OCPD Asst Comm Azam Abd Hamid said they have identified the relative whom he hopes will come forward to give a statement. The case is being investigated as criminal intimidation. The Star

    I have a friend who likes to pick up girls in clubbing, and take them home or hourly-hotel for fucking business. I heard some stories from him about some unfortunate cases he had. Once, the girl he picked up was a shamale and he knew it when “she” took off “her” clothes. My friend said he already kissed the “girl”, already zhar her boh boh but he didn’t feel anything wrong right until he saw the penis after taking off the clothes.

    I asked him why didn’t he check properly in the club before he had further action. He said he had never expected such a thing will happen to him. Then he continued:-

    “Ah Tiu, if you happen to pick up a girl, remember to check on her properly.”

    So guys, please do not simply fuck around because you may regret it later.

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    11 Responses to “One-night stand fiasco”

    1. Rauff Says:

      Waargghhhahahahahaha~!!!! Damn…so he repent already ka? Or still in the game?

    2. dcyk Says:

      i click click liao, i want more papaya farm, tell me more stories :) anyhow manhattan need to advertise meh, they also so popular liao, i also regular customer for MFM liao :P

    3. huei Says:

      ew hahahahha

      what was his reaction after seeing the penis????

    4. stupe Says:

      didn’t lawan pedang ah?
      :P

    5. iCalvyn Says:

      yaya…how, i also wan to know ur friend reaction after saw the “pedang”…..

    6. Ting Tit Lei Says:

      stupe > HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WTF LAWAN PEDANG

      wah… im trying to imagine stripping a girl then suddenly got anaconda.. oh btw tiuniasing i have great news… buzz me in msn

    7. mochii Says:

      hahaha who ask him to simply pick girls :p

    8. jinyan Says:

      hey~~good story man..wat’s happened next?!!
      oral sex?
      anal sex?
      or leave the room immediately?
      or whack that shemale?
      hahaha

    9. Tiuniasing Says:

      Rauff,
      no more already, almost everyone in my gang retired from all of this kinda activity, not repent.

      dcyk,
      thank you for your support. With readers like you here, my blogging mood is really good!!

      huei,
      he was a little wing wing dei after many shots of Chivas + cola. He said he felt something’s wrong before he took off the clothes, but not sure what is inside. He was kind of like “be prepared”. Hahaa…

      stupe,
      muahahaa… I like your lawan pedang comment!!

      iCalvyn,
      please read my reply to huei above.

      Ting Tit Lei,
      I watched this kinda video clip before, a sexy woman comes with a cock!!

      mochii,
      not his fault lah. He was just being unlucky only.

      jinyan,
      I didn’t ask him what happened next. I think he won’t whack 9 7 the shemale lah, instead he would cabut only!!

    10. zewt Says:

      hhahaha… please do not fuck around cos you might just get fucked instead.

    11. Tiuniasing Says:

      zewt,
      I know what you mean dude…

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