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Sight-seeing in Penang, and Traffic report
By Tiuniasing | August 10, 2007
Before I start anything here, I want to ask you something:-
“When the fuck did I say Papaya Farm is already over?? More to come okay!! I have not yet mentioned how Steven fucked his 66. Wait and see lah!! DIUUUuuuu…”
Okay, let’s go on with my story today. I’m currently in Starbucks Perangin Mall, Penang sucking my favourite Caramel Fruppuccino and eyes on some leng luis sitting around me. No lies, Penang girls are prettier and hotter than anywhere in Malaysia. If you say Ipoh girls are hot, I say you came from forest who must have never been to Penang before.
If you are a regular customer to this Starbucks outlet, surely you know the seating arrangement and layout here. I am now sitting at the lower zone, facing the cashier counter. There are two local Chinese ladies sitting on the sofa playing some sort of card game, normal look they have. One of the girls seating position is damn sexy but too bad she’s in 3/4 pants. On my right are two Japanese chics, or maybe Korean. I hardly know the difference between this two languages. Hmm… They look even uglier than the two Chinese ladies on the sofa. There are some rambutans on their table.
When I turn my head 30 degree to the right, I can see a pair of, couples or father-daughter. The man looks about my father’s age, and the lady is in her 20s, I guessed. From their age, you will surely guess they are like father and daughter. But from the way they sit and talk, they look more like a couple. Both of them crossing their legs and facing to each other very fucking closely, and the oldman would tell something which I believe are jokes, and the young lady will laugh like a stupid hyena. Frankily, the young lady looks okay one though she’s in a mini-t and a short pant only. Okay, I would be more happier to guess that the old man has already married with children and his children are adults now. He is too bored seeing his already out-of-shape wife everyday so he wants something new. And the young lady must be a college or university student and she comes from other state. As she wants to earn more penny for a better life, she chose to sacrify her dignity and body to this old man. They are seeing each other now, and the old man’s wife doesn’t know anything about them. Wait, they are leaving now… I guess they must be approaching to the young lady’s place for a good fuck. Hmmm… I think the old man has to get himself some viagra from the nearest pharmacy for his fucking business later, enough say!!
A young lady in a black singlet with jeans entered just now, and she has walked into the kitchen. She came out from the kitchen and is talking to the Starbucks crews/sohai there like a lady boss. Her gesture’s telling me that she’s ordering the staff here. I think she’s the branch manager or the owner here. Very young she is, about my age. If she hasn’t married yet, I think you guys out there can try your luck with her.
I am staying at one of the hotels in Penang Road. When I stuck in the traffic on my way here, I saw 3 women in heavily painted on their face like monkey asses, was standing outside Oriental Hotel. The hotel crew was helping them with their luggage. From their look, I can easily tell that they must be the Chinese bat gu who will be prostituting here. Are they pretty?? No, I almost puke my lunch out of me. But they are hot, because they wear very little only. Malaysia weather is damn fucking hot. I think they need to put on some clothes when they check in their room later.
When I was on my way to Penang this morning, I was listening to the radio traffic report. According to the reporter, there was an accident occurred somewhere in Cheras near a big roundabout. The traffic reporter was asking those who’re passing by that area, to call in and tell the situation of the accident. Maybe she’s hopping to hear more about the accident so that she can have something to report on air. But come to think of it, if I were one of them who passed by there, I would have driven slowly to check out the situation before I call in for my story. If most of the roadusers are listening to radio traffic report everyday and they hear something like what the reporter said this morning, surely the traffic at the accident area will be more congested, because everybody has to slow down to check out the situation. Stupid request!!
Okie, the owner of the Starbuck outlet has sat on the table next to me, which was previously occupied by the Japanese or Korean ugly women. Hey, she’s got a partner. I guess the partner must be her good friend or sister. They speak in Hokkien. Hahaa… Her partner is so so only, nothing worth to pen down here. Alright, that’s all for my today report!! Please support my sponsor, especially Manhattan Fish Market because it’s one of my favourite. I have to save some time eyeing on the chics here. I don’t want to waste my time replying your comments. I will reply when I don’t find any more hot chic here.
Topics: Life |
what a random post o_o
brother tiu,
Haih…if penang girls is the most beautiful in malaysia, then, malaysian guys sure is kampung~ Penang girls looks like a unshaved butt crack compared to jakarta girls…
i hanged out at CITOS (Cilandak Town Square), and i speak to myself “thank you god for your heaven’s on earth”
since when penang girls are hot, i go to penang every year, and i dont really see hot chicks there. well the only place I can find hot girls are the beach, but normally they are japanase or caucasians. Only the teenagers are hot. and peang is a pirate dvd haven.
Oi me penang kia but seldom see hot girls also…KL girls hotter lar!!
Penang girls is hot but not sexy
Most of them are student lah,
If you are looking for a long lasting
friendship always consider Penang’s girl
if you are sitting in prangin mall and telling us that penang girls are hot here ……c’mon lah, there all also ah lians wan!
hey dude..i’m damn pity u sometimes…
it’s like every story tat u wrote..u’ll get fucked…
but i’m sorry tat i hav to agree wif them..
Haha…whatever u said jinyan…it’s fucking funny….You pity him?
Penang gal is hot is a big lie by the Government to cheat hamsap lou go up there spend money. Last year been there for 3 days, cant count hot chick more than 5 fingers. But life still good, cause i know all the chicks left their home to come KL.
Ting Tit Lei,
abuthen?? What do you want?? Papaya Farm issit??
kraken,
I am talking about Penang girls and Ipoh girls only. Why did you go so far?? If want to go so far, then I suggest you to visit Guangzhou or Dongguan.
zexynova,
I think you didn’t go to the correct spots, that’s why you didn’t see any. Too bad for you…
pookyma,
those hot girls are hidding in the or bristros. Some are in hotel room doing their business. You only get to see them when you go there.
Yesboleh,
you sound as if Penang girls are stupid. Hahaa…
reenee,
c’mon, if you enter those fashion shops in Perangin Mall, yes. You only can find ah lian there.
But I’m in Starbucks wor. Ah lian are either can’t afford a coffee above RM10, or they don’t know how to order in Starbucks.
jinyan,
it’s alright to me， you can have your own views.
kapkaplui,
I think you went to the wrong places or wrong time. Those hot girls in Penang are actually not from Penang. They go there as tourists. You have to visit those tourists hotspots only you can get to see them. Go to the right place at the right time. Enough say…
penang got hot girls..where got hot guys???
huei,
when you see me, you will notice KL still got hot guys.
eh… i read again and again… so the point is? i dont understand weh~~~
eRiCCa,
I was just reporting about my day.