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Top 3 belongings that I hate the most!!
By Tiuniasing | August 21, 2007
Okay all, I have been busy with my job and hardly for me to sit in front of the laptop for a long hour replying your comments. You know, I appreciate your comments and I really read it with my heart. Therefore I will reply your comments with my heart too, which I definitely will not do it simply. Hello, I am replying some intelligent people’s comments, this is not easy kay!! If you your recent comments have yet to be replied, worry not. I have read all your comments but have not got the time to do the reply only just because I want to write more here. Your comments really made my day and are pushing me to write more for your reading pleasure.
Alright, let’s have a break on papaya farm first. This morning when I woke up, I had a strong feeling that I must list al the 3 things which I can’t live without, which I hate them the most. Crazy issit?? What to do, this is… LIFE. If I ask you this question, can you tell me the 3 items that you hate the most and you can’t live without?? I know what the guys will say about. They will say,”My girlfriend(s)!!”. Hahaa… Just kidding!!
The item that tops the list is my cellphone. It’s actually the alarm function of the phone to be exact. I do not have an alarm clock in my room. I only use my cellphone to wake me up for work every morning. Every morning the cellphone hit 8:15am, it will ring like no tomorrow until my ears are about to crack!! To wake up early in the morning is the most difficult thing for me. I had a few times experience throwing my cellphone towards the wall and broke my phone, just because it rang!! But I know I can’t live without it.
The second item is my mouth. Yes, it’s my own mouth. But why?? You know, not only my wife but a lot of people have said to me before that I AM A FUCKING SWEET-TALKER!! Seriously I do not see it as a compliment. For me, sweet-talkers sound like playboys or some good liars which do not really sound good to me. But after married, I do not do so much of talking already because I have to get used to talk-less now.
Okay, let’s go to the final one, which is my… Lanjiao. Hahaa… It’s my all-time weapon, but it has also brought so much of incoveniences to me. Not to say those girls I fucked before miss my lanjiao until I do not know how to reject them but some really said that to me before. I said I hate my own cock because of its erection timing. There had been many times that it enlarged automatically at the wrong timing. For example, yesterday I was meeting a female client and we were about to leave, suddenly my penis erected to its total length and I had to remain seated just to wait for the cock to go back to its normal size. The client was kinda curious with why I didn’t want to stand up. I just told her that my legs were numb and I couldn’t stand up.
Actually I still got a few more things that I hate but I can’t live without, such as my blog sponsors!! Hahaa… Please support my sponsors!!
Topics: Life |
hahahaahaha y did “enlarge”?!?! wut did u see?? wut did u imagine?????? =P
i cannot live without my handphone too!
Haaaa… yat ting hai sexy gurl!
hahaha… This post is damn funny. I agree with the handphone part. Not much comments on the mouth part. But the lanjiao part makes me roar with laughter…
Are you trying to tell your readers that you have an amazing size + amazing skills? *Wondering*
Bad boy!!Bad boy!!You never discipline that small fella now he stand up whenevr he wants to like nobodies business!!!!haha
hmm, me too, but instead of my mouth I hate computers. I face them from 9am to midnight 2am daily. But without them I can’t do anything I like…
lol sure u thinking sumthing dirty about the female client..haha
hehe wow.. my dearest have such a precious things that he hates but can’t live w/o hehe..
I hate my pc (a bit slow) but I luv it so much which let me do a lot of stuff hehe.
cellphone as the same function as urs hehe..
stomach…have to stuff with food in order to make it quiet haha
Haha! That female client must be damn sexy and hot liao lo? Aboh how come will stand one!
Oi..what were you thinking la !!! See gal then harden.. lol…
huei,
what did I see?? In this case, she is my client and she wanted to get a better price from me, So guess what do you think I could see there?? Hahaa…
No one can live without a cellphone now, except those who live in heaven or hell.
angel,
hahaa… lei hou lek ah!!
Princess Eileen,
I am not trying to tell the readers about the amazing size and my amazing skill because I am expecting you all knew about it already.
pookyma,
he is well-trained, that’s why he is responsive!!
Jonny,
you have to get rid of it because it has seriously occupied most of your time precious time. You can spend more time on fucking girl actually, more fun you will have.
zexynova,
thinking about what color her nipples is and what brand her pantie is, is considered dirty meh??
littledevil76,
most of us can’t live without cellphone and pc now. It’s actually saddening…
Rabbit,
not quite true actually. In fact, it’s due to quick response of my cock.
shannon,
hmm… Actually, I was thinking about her nipples color.
ROLMAO is it on that time playing “Negaraku” so you little brother just giving some respect?
louyea,
bugger you, your comment made me laughing out loud until my colleagues also heard it!!