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Papaya farm - 15
By Tiuniasing | August 30, 2007
After we mai tang already, Ah Ming still had not had not enough with the China girl. He kept hugging the very-high-already China girl, and both his hands were kept inside her spaghetti. The China girl was sitting on his laps and fing tao there. The 81 told me that the China girl had taken fing tao yuen, that’s why she had already gone semi-unconscious and didn’t bother what Ah Ming was doing to her in front of public. So many pairs of eyes were focusing on the China girl’s boob because it was vibrating and moving up and down like an engine piston, thanks to Ah Ming. I think Ah Ming likes to zhar boh.
Besides the bill for room charges and our beverages, we had to pay tips to the girls also. Robert had told us that the minimum amount for tips is RM50. I contributed the 81 a.k.a. Xiao Ling RM50 only for tips. She took the money and gave me a kiss. She later asked for my cellphone, and dialed her number there. She said I can call her anytime if I missed her and wanted to see her. I had a naughty idea, I wanted to go home with her. But I was afraid that it could be a trap or something.
We left for supper at the dai pai tong outside the papaya farm. We were all chui sui at the dai pai tong, but I had nothing to chui about. I just listened to their stories, very interesting indeed. Then I asked them about the idea to go home with Xiao Ling:-
Tiuniasing :: “Dude, the 81 gave me her number.”
Buddies :: “Wah… You zhap dou lah!! Hahaa… You can fuck her anytime dude!!”
Robert :: “Mahai, what is so good about you?? Everytime the girl will offer you sex one, why ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “Bugger, how I know?? I never touch her also, but she gave me her number.”
Robert :: “Cheepet, you bullshitting there issit??”
Tiuniasing :: “It’s true lah. Nah, here is her number!!”
Ah Ming :: “Woi Robert, you are a regular customer here, you got such opportunity or not??”
Robert :: “Of course got lah!! But not from local girl.”
Tiuniasing :: “From siu loong lui ah??”
Robert :: “Yeah lah mahai. But they are money sucker only. Everytime called me out for shopping and asked me to buy them nice clothes, cellphones, watches and so on. Bugger, I think I lost more than RM5K for buying stuff for them liao.”
Tiuniasing :: “Why you so sohai one??”
Robert :: “Starting that time, very high to go shopping with girls and I had no commitment that time. So I was quite loaded last time. But now kenot already.”
Ah Kit :: “Robert, you memang dai sohai!! Hahaa…”
Tiuniasing :: “Then should I call Xiao Ling or not??”
Robert :: “It’s up to you lah. But you have to be sing sing ding ding lah.”
At the end, they still didn’t say if I should go or not. Instead, they laughed at me for my silliness and took Xiao Ling’s words seriously. I was kinda du lan with them. A little while later, I saw Xiao Ling came out from the papaya farm. She saw me sitting there, and came over:-
Xiao Ling :: “Wei leng zai, sik siu yeh ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “Yeah. Want to join us for siu yeh??”
Xiao Ling :: “Hahaa… No la. I have drank a lot, can’t take anything now.”
Robert :: “Woi leng lui, you gave him your number issit?? Tiuu… You know me so long already but you never give me your number one??”
Xiao Ling :: “Aiya Robert koh, you don’t know meh?? He and I got yuen ma. You already got so many admirers in the farm, you don’t need me lah. Hahaa… So leng zai, want me to take you home or not??”
Tiuniasing :: “Ehh…”
Ah Kit :: “Eh what lan?? Go with her lah, tiu!!”
Robert :: “Woi Ah Ling, you drive him home?? Sure or not?? Why you so kind one?? You want to kuan my friend issit?? You want to kidnap him right??”
Xiao Ling :: “Don’t say like that lah. I just find he and I got the same channel. So I hope to spend more time with him only.”
Buddies :: “HAHhAAAAaaaa… WE UNDERSTAND YOUR CHANNEL ONE!!”
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LOL another one of your usual tricks
TBG,
this is what we called, trailer!! Hahaa…
what’s this!!??!?!?!? how can???
i duwan trailer..i wan kill u liao!
kekekeke
huei,
c’mon baby!!
I tot have to click on sponsor only can continue to read hehehe
Hey, any plans to turn your ‘papaya farm’ story into an audio piece, just like how those Chinese FMs broadcast radio dramas like that lah~~
Should be interesting lah, to make all those sound effects and then have readers writing in to comment on how they ‘react’ after listening
wah lao read more = click ur ads
How come Manhattan Fishmarket can be the trailler?.. U and da gal went eating there after u leave? Oooh.. u dun like “kai”, like fish izzit.
Cheebai, Click alreadi lar!
watlau…
this time really tiuniasing lor
hhaahahaha…
how can u do tis to us when we r waiting for it patiently?!!
This where got trailer? It’s juz recalling from last story, then tv advertisement ady…
*clicks*
tiu wan yeh ah ?!?!?!?
Lanciau trailer!!!!!!!!
Hahaa… How come an unfinished entry could have more comments than those finished entries one?? Thanks all of you for your support.
shannon,
exactly!!
TBG,
your idea is good. Maybe I can propose it to, hmm… My FM!!
zexynova,
thank you for your support.
kapkaplui,
hahaa… I like your comment for this entry!!
jinyan,
soon, it will be up very soon!!
742,
hahaa!! That’s the way it should work.
Ting Tit Lei,
yes lah!!
pookyma,
lu lanjiao!!
tiu nia ma knn ccb..potong stim..
faster continue 16th!
btw, this sentence got typo.
Xiao Ling :: “Don’t say like that lah. I just find he and I got the same channel. So I hope to spend more time with her only.”
wei…the best papaya farm series ever…..i like this episod the best man…
Yatz,
any problem??
cely,
thanks for the correction.
pookyma,
hahaa… Good, good!!
tiu…. so got go or not ? mahai i stim ady go find yap pun mui first
hahaha what channel :p
u guys dun even know if its true or not .
he is doing this coz of that fcukin ad .
if not he can finish it off in one go .
get real dude .
Lei Lou Zhou,
Fictional onot, it’s just entertainment for most of us ere.
Movies also fake lar… u also watch what. Lighten up.
Same channel pulak……………
woah! so she fetch u home???? kekekeke =P
Ting Tit Lei,
yeah lah, you go and fuck your Japanese girlfriend first.
mochii,
I will tell you later.
Lei Lou Zhou,
you go home and lick your mum’s pussy lah!!
kapkaplui,
thanks for that!!
Erina Law,
any problem with that??
huei,
I will let you know later.
Dang Dang Wong Xiong has Xiao Ling as admirer, whoa!
Update more, quick, TNS!
JustJasmine,
okay, okay!! Will update…