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Why you have so many WHY??
By Tiuniasing | September 7, 2007
My supervisor, Mrs.Samuel is a middle age women, also a mother of 2 children. I have been working with her for 6 years plus, and she has been nice to me all this while. As my supervisor, she gives me 100% freedom and space, so that I can dance like a dancing king in the office. Just kidding. But no doubt, she is very nice to me and our relationship is like sister and brother. But she has a problem. She likes to ask WHY!!
I advise you not to look down to this matter. When you meet someone who likes to ask WHY, I bet you can die of it one day if you stay too long with that person. Mrs.Samuel just called me this evening. She had problem to connect to internet. She seeked for my help. I think she had been having this problem for a few days already because she asked me what to do a couple days back in the office. I asked her to call TM support (1300-88-9515) for help. I think she did it but the TM support personnel failed to help her. So she had to call her just now for higher level support. Yeah, I know better than the TM support personnels, no doubt!!
I believe she needed internet connection very badly today because her husband is in Japan now. She told me this morning that her husband would arrive in either Osaka or Tokyo in the evening. I was curious about it so I asked her WHY. I think my WHY is a valid one because how the fuck the plane can land in either one city. She said his husband’s destination is Tokya, but a report from the meteorology department predicting that a typhoon will be hitting Tokyo. Therefore all the landing will have to shift to Osaka most probably. This is how we, or most of us raise a WHY question. But Mrs.Samuel is one dumb woman who can ask WHY simply without crossing her brain, perhaps she doesn’t have one:-
Mrs.Samuel :: “Tiu…”
Tiuniasing :: “Yes Mrs.Samuel, how may I help you??”
Mrs.Samuel :: “I still can’t connect to internet. Why ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “Ehh… Did you make a call to TM support, the number I gave you that day??”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Yeah, I just called but the TM support said it’s my computer setting problem. Why ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “Ehh… Okay, let’s try this. You go here go there… Do this do that!! So can or not now??”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Still cannot. Why ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “Ehh… No idea. Okay, let’s try another method. Now you go here and go there, do this and do that!! How??”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Still cannot. Why ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “Why?? I don’t know.”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Yeah lah, my husband lah. He used my notebook the other day and I saw him changing the setting here. After that cannot online already. Why ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “Ehh… I think because your husband has changed the setting. Hahaaa…”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Yeah la. Why he want to change the setting??”
Tiuniasing :: “How I know?? You ask him lah…”
Mrs.Samuel :: “So what can we do now??”
Tiuniasing :: “Hmm… I also don’t know because I can’t see your screen now.”
Mrs.Samuel :: “But last time you helped me once through phone also, that time worked. Why ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “Okay, if it’s the similar problem, then perhaps I can help. So now you open Internet Explorer and type in this… So did you see this and that??”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Yeah, I am in it. It asked for my username and password. Why ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “Ehh… Yeah, just key in the username and password.”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Ehh… It writes there invalid access. Why ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “Hiyoo… Because the username and password not valid lah!! Tiuuu…”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Ohh… But why ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “You have to key in the right things you know?? Now tell me your username in full.”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Yeah, I just keyed in my username name la.”
Tiuniasing :: “I want you to read to me the username name.”
Mrs.Samuel :: “I keyed in the one I use all the time one.”
Tiuniasing :: “Read to me, can?? letter by letter please!!”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Okay. I typed ABC AT STREAMYX…”
Tiuniasing :: “No, this is the username for your streamyx. You gave the wrong username already.”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Why wrong one??”
Tiuniasing :: “This steps is to lead you to the modem control panel. It requires an authorization to make changes to the settings. I think you can try this… Username is ABC, password you put DEF!!”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Okay. But why ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “Just follow what I say lah TIUUU!!!”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Okay okay. Oh yeah, it works!! Then how??”
Tiuniasing :: “So you go here and go there, type in this and that. Now can??”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Yeah… It’s connected!! You’re so great!! But a few days ago, it was okay. Then after my husband changed the setting, it failed to connect already. Why ah??”
Tiuniasing :: “HOW THE FUCK I KNOW?? YOU GO AND ASK YOUR DEAR HUSBAND LAH!! TIUNIAMACHAUHAI!!”
So let me ask you. Should I cheh for or not when I am talking to her?? Out of 10 sentences from her, there are at least 8 got a WHY inside. She can even ask WHY when she sees raining,”Tiu, raining now. WHY ah??”
I just want to ask her one question:-
“Why you want to ask so many WHY ah?”
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You sure you answered your boss like that -> Tiuniasing :: “HOW THE FUCK I KNOW?? YOU GO AND ASK YOUR DEAR HUSBAND LAH!! TIUNIAMACHAUHAI!!”?
Haha.
”Tiu, raining now. WHY ah??”
Hahaha i burst out laughing at that sentence, in the middle of the night. So cute lah.
Tiu, why i so handsome one ? =D
i deleted all my advertlets ads liao. fuck faces
so annoying lolz
LOL wtf! nice boss u got there ;p
U sing to her la, why why tell me why… haha… i think she no realise her whys… maybe u can ask her one day why she so many whys…?
i think she’s not getting enuff sex. thats why..
hahaha why she so many why ar??
ok la..at least she’s not IT expert..or she dun do much IT things..niama..i know this PROGRAMMER who ask me how to do PPP..WHY!?!?!? lol
the most annoying is
me: hehe
someone: why?
me: why what?
someone: why hehe?
=.=
that really can make me “vomit blood” if talking with this kind of person
ur boss can be entertaning and annoying at the same time
WHY no more papaya series???
yalor, why ar?
I kesian you also. Next time just tell her to google for the answers lah, since its the new-age thing to google everything.
Well, at least you know why you are annoyed and who you are annoyed at. For me, I have to bottle up my frustration simply because I dunno who the FUCKERS are who blocked my car for a good HOUR!!!….
ahem, WHY ar?
if she got constipation, would she ask you WHY ar? LOL …
Jason,
yeah, I answered her that way in my heart only.
Rabbit,
don’t burst, don’t burst!! Ayah tak suka!!
Ting Tit Lei,
why you so handsome?? Because you know me lah!!
You want me to follow your step to delete my Advertlets too??
mochii,
yes, she is!! We had something like this before:-
Mrs.Samuel :: “Tiu, why my notebook got no power one??”
Tiuniasing :: “Because it’s out of battery.”
Mrs.Samuel :: “Why??”
Jonny,
nice boss?? I can die of puking too much you know!!
angel,
I asked her a few times already. She was kinda paiseh at that time, and she knew she should ask why so frequently. But she never changed!!
vad3r,
maybe you can give her some, so that I can live a better world.
huei,
the IT Programmer can’t blog, that’s why!!
louyea,
if she sees my cock one day, surely she will ask why my cock so large one!!
zexynova,
nooo… I only can see annoying in her.
pookyma,
why you want to ask??
qing,
#&@&$?&#!!
TBG,
it’s a desease, it’s a sickness, she can never change!!
You should have broken the car windscreen to make the owner of the car to ask:-
“Why the windscreen broken liao??”
shannon,
she got constipation?? I know why… HAHAHAAAA…
Because her husband’s condom left in the anus.
I think you wrote something similar in your previous blog… is she the same person you mentioned in the previous blog?
742,
yeah, I had one series of papaya farm in my old blog, but it was a different exprience. The one you read here is my FIRST experience to papaya farm!! Kinda excited that time.
lmfao! i’m laughing so hard now XD hahaha ur mrs samuel so funny lor! ask so many why also dunno for WOOOT XD sounds really annoying to me lor haha…
my dad sometimes also liddat de, but my dad is harder to direct lor, once i asked him to send me an email attach file to it i used 40mins over the phone… XD
ahahHAHAHAH loll!! i answer her like that IN MY HEART ONLI
diu!! sei hap chun!
conancat,
I hope the time can be improved, from 40mins to 20mins in one year.
belle,
next tell just yell it out like nobody business!! Don’t keep it to yourself for too long, no good one.
LOL !! i kept laughing while reading the dialouge.i liked the last part >> I just want to ask her one question:-
“Why you want to ask so many WHY ah?”
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL
EG,
hahaa… I am glad that I could make you day!!