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    Mat Rempit is damn guai lan

    By Tiuniasing | September 13, 2007

    Mat Rempit is damn guai lan,
    he modifies a small kenderaan,
    drive his awek to see cendawan,
    and she will ask,”What do you want??”

    “Your buah dada is so menggodakan.”
    “And I don’t want to be your kawan.”
    “I want to be your special one.”
    “And fuck you everyday like no kawalan.”

    The awek has got no pilihan,
    she has to take off all her pakaian,
    and start the adult mia permainan,
    that is how she lost her kesucian.

    First time she feels a little kesakitan,
    and screams out loud for pertolongan,
    later she asks for mau tambahan,
    hopes that Mat Rempit will teruskan.

    Mat Rempit says got perubahan,
    he goes and gets a peralatan,
    and calls all his kawan-kawan,
    says this will be more fun.

    Topics: Life |

    13 Responses to “Mat Rempit is damn guai lan”

    1. pookyma Says:

      Great poem!!!!!!!

    2. ritchie Says:

      hahaha.. nice 1..

    3. zexynova Says:

      i hate mat rempits , they are the original garbage society of malaysia

    4. jinyan Says:

      hey tis is cool!!!

    5. JiNG Says:

      lol….. damn… nice man.. hahahaha…

      eh wait.. by commenting here, i become akasutki is it?? shit le.. i want naruto can ar?? auahhahaha

    6. belle Says:

      ……die mat rempits die…
      dint know you do oh so sweet poetry lol!anyway tiutiu i link u har hehe

    7. Tiuniasing Says:

      pookyma,
      you can write one also!!

      ritchie,
      thank you.

      zexynova,
      ehh… How you know one?? How come you so smart one??

      jinyan,
      hehee… Thank you!!

      JiNG,
      apa akasutki??

      belle,
      you already linked me?? I will ham kar you then!!

    8. Yatz Says:

      niama..nice poem but wrong spelling..it’s awek not awet..

    9. Tiuniasing Says:

      Yatz,
      thank you for the correction.

    10. kraken Says:

      haha…

    11. Tiuniasing Says:

      kraken,
      aheemm…

    12. zewt Says:

      amen!

    13. Tiuniasing Says:

      zewt,
      sin zoi sin zoi!!

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