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Cheapskate silai are damn sohai
By Tiuniasing | October 9, 2007
Cheapskate silai are damn sohai and stupid, and no doubt my mother is one of them too. I am not blardy fucking here without any proof. Indeed I knew this before my precious cock could even perform erection and reached the length of 10 inches at my young age. You know, I realised this before I could even fuck a girl. Therefore you can easily noticed that the existence of cheapskate silai in the universe is actually a larger damage to my life, compare to no sex in my entire life!!
I just came home from a tiring day with lotsa work, and that explains why I haven’t replied your comments until now. I had been busy with work the whole day today, and I had my lunch… Ehh… I haven’t had my lunch actually. Two reasons for not having my lunch today. First, I couldn’t spare some time for meal. Second, I couldn’t spare some time for pangsai. I strongly understand that the moment if I eat, I will surely think of going to toilet and have a big dump that will easily kill any kind of creatures that are within a radius of no more than 10 metres. It is like a small killing atomic bomb but still it’s certainly quite harmful to the environment.
I have a habit to check if there is any toilet-rolls in the toilet before I start working on my shitting business. This is a safety pre-cautionary step that I will take everytime I want to pangsai. 30 minutes ago before I dropped a junior atomic bomb, as usual I checked for toilet-roll again and there wasn’t any in the toilet. So I got one from the store room. I noticed that my mum has got a new toilet-rolls this time. I was too lazy to find out the differences in between the new brand and the previous brand as it isn’t anything special with toilet-rolls. Will you check??
Ahhhh… One dump, I felt like flying in the air, flying without wings. After I had done, and got my ass wiped, I noticed that two-third of the toilet-roll finished. I went to the store room and checked the rest of the toilet-rolls, and found out that those toilet-rolls are damn fucking slack, not solid at all. Although its size is similar to any other brands that you can find on the shelf, but the weight makes such a big difference. The new toilet-rolls are so much lighter than the previous brand and you really can easily tell the difference by holding it with your own hands.
Then I asked mum why buying this brand, and she answered me,”Got discount maaaaaaa…”
Damn it, what a typical silai she is!! The conclusion is:-
My mum = Silai … (1)
Silai = Sohai … (2)
(1) and (2) = Silai
Therefore,
Hahaa…
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lol !!! i cant call yr mom sohai rite?
but seriously la.. u havent been to tesco or whatever hypermarket when there got disocunt.U better run FAR FAR away don turn back
i was rite in front there almost reach the tissue ( kleenex ) which has discount..and..
*push push pyush squueeze squueze* and fark i cant get my favourite tissue.MAHAI!! U STUPID SOHAI SILAI USUALLY WONT USE KLEENEZ OK! ITS THE MOST EXPENSIVE!! i hate silai and i sworn not to be one! kanasai..makes me fear them max
eh…then every women is sohai lor? Hahaha…
Walao.. You call you mom sohai indirectly? Zzz.. But those cheap toilet roll really din worth for a buy.. And the quality really like heaven and earth..
HAHA so you calling everone married women sohai? haiz.. funny guy haha
hahahha
so bad u!
sometimes some people go all the way to somewhere cos the things r cheaper there..manatau they spend more money than the money they save! lol
belle,
you can call if you want to…
I think my mum got conned because she didn’t *push push pyush squueeze squueze* before she bought the toilet-rolls!!
I am afraid that my wife will become a silai one day, haizzzz…
Tommy Chieng,
most!! Hahaa…
Ritchie,
it’s directly, not indirectly.
I agree with you on the quality of toilet-rolls.
Benben,
most but not all. At least, at the moment my wife is not one YET.
huei,
yeah, they never think about the time they spend, and the petrol. I think most silai do that. Therefore I said they are sohai.