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By Tiuniasing | October 27, 2007
It is suggested to do pregnancy test early in the morning, with the first urine of the day for better accuracy, agree?? I don’t know. Since everyone says that, therefore we just follow. Yesterday morning, when Shino was about to do the test, her dai yi ma prompted and greeted her good morning. The dai yi ma came together with many other dai yi ma, like a ham kar gathering, like how crowded the prayer ceremony is at GohTong Villa now. So she can keep the pregnancy test for next round or something.
Many of you must be fucking curious why we have to plan when to pregnant, so fucking troublesome like that. Let me explain to you here why we have to do that. It is because of the terms and conditions of the PRUlady plus insurance plan that Shino has signed up last November. Go to Prudential website to know more about the plan. Those of you who will be getting married soon, I advise you to know more about this kinda stuff, it benefits you and your partner without a doubt.
Before Shino’s latest period arrived, we were quite in dilemma. On one hand, we hoped not to get pregnant at this point of time because we want to enjoy the PRUlady plus benefits. On the other hand, we were so hopeful to have a baby soon, we can’t wait to welcome our first baby. I once told Shino this:-
Shino :: “lou gong, you know if I pregnant now, we won’t be benefited from PRUlady plan.”
Tiuniasing :: “Not a problem. We can work together with your gynae.”
Shino :: “He is a Christian, he is devoted to his religion. He won’t work with us in cheating the insurance company.”
Tiuniasing :: “Then we cheat on him. Hahaa…”
Shino :: “How??”
Tiuniasing :: “Just tell the gynae that your last period is on November. Then he will think that you pregnant only after November. It’s so easy…”
Shino :: “What if he finds it out??”
Tiuniasing :: “Aiya… The difference is only 2 or 3 weeks, he won’t notice anything one. Maybe the expected date of confinement will be late, but it doesn’t matter because it’s normal to have early confinement, right??”
Shino :: “Crazy!!”
So, now the result is out, Shino’s dai yi ma has came. I don’t need to think of cheating on the gynae anymore!!
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Lol.. Like tat also can..
cannot one lah….they will scan and then analysis the size and growth of your baby, which can then determine if its of normal growth rate. once the growth and the date do not telly, then the gynae will know something is amiss. you think a simple trick like that can beat technology meh?
unless u go after 6 months lah, then cannot really determine for sure cos some babies do grow more than others.
by the way, its true that the test result will be more accurate if you do it with the first urine of the day (not necessarily morning if you do sleep in late). This is because it will contain a higher concentration of the baby’s urine, or some fluid or another (cant remember what’s the term now), hence the result will be more accurate lor.
LOL want to cheat your doc lolz
Want to cheat the gynea??? At first can lar but as the baby grow, the doc will know also leh
Rit,
why not??
TBG,
oh issit?? Luckily Shino is sik jar wu.
mochii,
yeah, I thought of that!!
Erina Law,
now no need to cheat liao, because we just got cheated by all the symtoms. Haizzzz…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH OMG WTF nice way to cheat ur gynae