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Fucker, got nothing to do with speeding okay??
By Tiuniasing | December 21, 2007
Again, I have to tell you that my schedules are tight like hell, I have been driving up to the north and down to the south like no tomorrow. Every week with accumulated mileage of 2000 km, I can’t remember how much pubic hair I have left throughout Malaysia, and I can’t tell how many litre of sperms that I have donated for charity sake. You know, good quality sperm isn’t easy to be found and doing it for charity is always something I would not miss in my life. The girls who got selected to receive my sperm can pray to their own GOD now because of my kindness.
If you happened to drive along PLUS highway from Ipoh to Kuala Lumpur in the afternoon around 12 plus, you wouldn’t miss to see one of the greatest traffic jam in the world. It happened on the stretch in between Sungkai and Behrang exits. I was on my way back from Penang. I was driving on high speed that time as the traffic flow on my direction is low, not many cars. Without a doubt I am flying average 160 km/h all the way. My max speed yesterday was actually 190 km/h but I couldn’t stay on 190 km/h consistently due to the car in front of me which are moving slower than me, though they are considered fast, at about 150 km/h. When I came close to them, I footed on the braking paddle down to 140 km/h, to avoid collision, and I did it without fail all the time, and of course this time is no exception.
When I came to the accident spot, I parked my Prince by the road side and came out from the car to investigate how the crash happened. There were already a few PLUS assistants and a couple policemen there for help. There were some people standing helplessly by the roadside on the same direction as me. I guess they are the passengers of the 4 to 5 cars involved in the accident. I didn’t see any casualty there so I guess there were no one in serious injury. What I found is that the first vehicle was hit hardly to the divider on the most right lane. I was there to find out why the driver can be so fucking stupid to drive into the divider.
I came out with a few possibilities after abserving the result of the collision:-
(a) The driver of the first vehicle wanted to commit suicide, but he didn’t want to be alone, so…
(b) The driver wanted to try if his brand new car is really GOA or G-CON, I think he has proven that the car manufacturers are no liar…
(c) The driver was having quarrel with his wife in the car…
(d) The driver was avoiding a car which cut into the most right lane without indicating signal…
(e) The driver was too tired after a long distance of driving, so…
After further investigate the case and analyzing the logic of the whole incident, it seems like (d) and (e) are the most correct one. Therefore, got nothing to do with speed okay!!??
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HAHAAHHA wanted to commit suicide but didn’t wana be alone hahahahaha
anywayss
have a
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shannon,
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noooo… Problem!!
I think you won’t come back to read my reply. Anyway, I will visit you again in the near future for Stout. Hehee…
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