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    By Tiuniasing | January 31, 2008

    After I got married, I have a habit to ask my friends this:-

    “You bila kahwin??” or;
    “When is your turn??”

    It is already my petphrase everytime I greet people. I had sat down and thought about this, and I find it weird to ask people this question. I mean, it has nothing to do with me when people get hitched, it is none of my fucking business. I am not gonna be their husband or wife, and they don’t need to ask for permission from me, and I am not running restaurant business where they can have their wedding dinner in. So, what the fuck am I asking people when they will get hitched??

    The answer is… I DON’T FUCKING WANT TO GIVE SO MANY FUCKING ANGPOW LAH!! Enough say. let’s read the following conversation:-

    My friend :: ei?? YA WOR… this year you give double angpau??
    My friend :: yeyeee
    Tiuniasing :: yes la.. teruk
    My friend :: many small kids meh?
    Tiuniasing :: not small kids… but bachelors
    My friend :: then no need tiu them one
    My friend :: hahaahhaha
    Tiuniasing :: i scare they open their pants and show me lanjiao, telling me that they still are green-head-boy
    My friend :: hahahahahhHAHAAAAHAHA

    I think that’s the main reason why I am urging my friends to get married the soonest. You know, when you open your ass-mouth to ask for angpow from me, I really want to give you a great big slap in your face!! YOU NOT PAISEH ONE AH??

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    14 Responses to “Looking for more members”

    1. angeles Says:

      leng jai! if paiseh, then jiak ka ki lohhh! :P

    2. Tiuniasing Says:

      angeles,
      kaki nice meh?? Hahaa…

    3. Ellone Says:

      Can go “bai nian” at ur house during cny a?
      Coz i also wan ang pao….ahhahahahaa…. =P JK!

    4. Tiuniasing Says:

      Ellone,
      can, can. You not paiseh one meh?? Hahaa…
      By the way, when is your turn??

    5. dy Says:

      ahem!!

    6. Tiuniasing Says:

      dy,
      ehh… Hehee… I know lah, you are the “My Friend”.

    7. Kenny Ng Says:

      So I still eligible to get ang pow from u hor? Wakakaka. No need wait for my turn la… long long long way to go la.

    8. Tiuniasing Says:

      Kenny Ng,
      can, come and take leh!! YOU NOT PAISEH ONE AH??

    9. pookyma Says:

      dude…im not paiseh.So getitng an ang pow from you is a huge yeah to me man..

      So remember to spare on ang pow for me…

    10. shannon Says:

      Hey.. Happy New Year.. Many happy returns and a properous year ahead ya :)

    11. Tiuniasing Says:

      pookyma,
      can, come and visit me then I will give. How??

      shannon,
      yeah, same to you. When is your turn ah??

    12. belle Says:

      angpao leh??????i also no paisey wan

    13. shannon Says:

      i will tell when it is my turn la… :) hahaha

    14. Tiuniasing Says:

      belle,
      come and take. Today is the last day…

      shannon,
      okay, I am looking forward to it.

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