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Garlic + Saliva = Air Pollution
By Tiuniasing | February 23, 2008
Office is a place for us to do work, and I am always expecting that an office is a quiet place so that everyone can concentrate on their own job. Okay, I am not saying that we can’t talk or be a mouth-bitch in the office, but we will never switch on our speakers loud and play some metal-musics, and dance like a sohai at our workplace. Perhaps once in a while to release your stress is acceptable, but doing it too often will drive your colleagues’ anger to the peak, and only if you are sensitive enough then you will notice it and stop all of this immediately.
My supervisor has the roughest nerve among all the human beings in the world. She is so fucking blur and less alert that she doesn’t know that most of the time her actions have seriously and fuckingly interrupted other people and she still doesn’t know about it. What I want to say is, whatever fucking things you want to do, or you are fucking doing it, or you have already fucking done, please think about the people who is sitting, or standing, or probably sleeping next to you. Okay, I do not sleep with her, but I pity her own husband, who has been sleeping on the same bed with her for so many fucking years. Anyhow, I shouldn’t have talked about the sleeping matter because it has no fucking business to do with me.
Recently, I discovered that my supervisor, let us address her as Yang, has got used to switch on her Sony Ericsson cell-phone-speaker when she is talking on the phone. You know, Sony Ericsson has one of the loudest phone-speakers that you can find in the market. Most of the time, my office is quiet and silent because everybody is so fucking busy writing blogs and chatting with their pals over instand messenger. So it looks as if everybody is so fucking hardworking, but actually we are concentrating on exchanging messages with someone outside the office, or probably someone like me who is busy bitching about the stupid things that can be observed in the office.
Let’s go back to the topic. Yang switches on her cellphone speaker everytime she answers a call or makes a call recently. I am sitting about 10m away from her, but still I can hear the conversation between her and the person in the phone very fucking clearly. I have no fucking idea why she wants to put the phone-speaker on when she talks on the phone. It is not like we want to know whom and what she is talking about, we do not want to gossip about her personal life because she has the most boring life among the people I know. Hmm… After a deep thought, I got a reason for turning the speaker on. Probably she is afraid of an explosion that may happen to her cellphone one day. So to keep a distance can help to reduce the risk of her getting injured or something. But, how often will this happen?? Perhaps you will tell that our cellphone has got some sort like electro-magnet or radioactive released and it is harmful to our health or something. But, have you ever heard of someone is dead because of talking with a cellphone too often?? No right??
Another thing is, she is a super garlic lover. She loves garlic as if she will die without it when taking her meal. The amount of garlic that she eats is so fucking a lot that you have to spend one whole fucking week to finish all, but she can eat all in one meal only. I don’t usually have lunch with her because I don’t join the auntie group for lunch. Okay, she is an auntie. But every afternoon when she comes back from her lunch, the whole office will be fully covered with her garlic stink. You know, the smell is getting worse after combined with saliva plus she has got bad breath. Can you imagine the smell that produced by her mouth at that time?? I tell you, you can never imagine how suffering we are. Everybody is staying in a heavily polluted office, I am talking about air pollution.
I did sometimes hint her that the smell after eating garlic is damn fucking bad that people around her are suffering when taking breath. When she heard it, she just merely smiled to me and said that garlic is good for our health. But she doesn’t aware that her breathing has seriously harming our health. It is such a fucking selfish attitude that a person has. She thinks about her own healthy, but she has seriously put our health in risk. You know, we may get suffocated one day just because of her good sake!! WHAT THE FUCK, and WHAT A FUCKING WEEKEND THAT I HAVE!!
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what the fuck..just by reading makes me shivers(uek
but for you….
DAI SEI AHHH~~~~~ jahahahahaha
Ah TIU kor….these days damns semangat to blog eh?
This old lady…really damn selfish….wonder how her husband tahan her when sleep beside her.
belle,
so, can you imagine how I felt when I was writing this out??
pookyma,
yeah lah, got more free time ma.
I think maybe her husband has to wear a goggle or something.
Eh goggle is for eyes nia…wear those diving gear with a oxygen tank lagi geng!!
maybe her phone rosak, only can use speaker? my colleague and sister kena once also.. damn cham..
but the garlic part is definitely yucky.
pookyma,
I believe he feels better if he is blind.
dy,
if her phone really rosak, then she should have used a handsfree but not the speakers.
Eat garlic is good for health but at office hour? Tat is really selfish.. She should think of other before herself..
Rit,
brainless auntie, what to do??
uncle tiu way lo.. tiu 7 her..
rit,
she is my supervisor lah, how to diu?? Somemore I have difficulty to breathe in front of her.
I am not feeling well when I read this…really makes me wonder..
mac,
you better go for medical check up!!
ohh..after all,the air polluted more…disgusting,really!!!
Maybe the husband also got the same smell?
art,
very true.
shannon,
a very good point, I couldn’t agree more!!