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SILAI, why are you so fucking “LUI” one??
By Tiuniasing | April 8, 2008
I do not know how would you see this, but I have to agree with some people that most women, especially silai have the worst driving skill in the world. For me, this is the main reason why we have so many traffic issues on the road today.
Something happened to me today, thanks for that old fucking silai who sent her son to the LRT station. I was waiting for my wife outside her office, we were going for our lunch. I stopped my car behind a white Iswara, I was 3 meters away from the Isawara in front. While waiting for my wife to come out, the white Iswara made a reverse and obviously she wasn’t aware that I was at the back of her. Hmm… It is difficult to describe the details by words, let me briefly give you an idea, it started with:-
Her reverse light on –> Her car moving backward –> I honked –> Her car still moving backward –> BANG
Everything happened within 2 seconds. When I saw her car started moving, I could guess that she wasn’t aware of my existence, she accelerated so fast. I honked, at the same time I was trying to shift the gear to reverse but everything happened so quickly that it happened before I got to foot on the acceleration pedal after changing gear. I shifted to P (Parking) and got out of my car. The first sentence came out from my mouth:-
Tiuniasing :: “Auntie, why are you so ging one?? No need to see if got people behind issit when you reverse??”
Silai :: “Sorry, sorry. I didn’t know that you’re behind me.”
Damn it silai, of course you didn’t know someone is behind you because you never bothered to see!! I had stopped my car at least for 30 seconds, how could you not bother to look at your reverse mirror or side mirrors, or turned your head to check for the sufficient space for reverse?? If you are too lazy for all this, you must at least install reverse sensor for your car, just for the sake of other people. If you are rich enough, you can choose a reverse camera too. All this equipment are designed to help silai like you, okay!!??
I got out of my car calmly to check for damage. There was a minor scratch on the bumper, and fortunately the bumper wasn’t damaged or loosed at all. I’d call myself lucky for that. The scratch isn’t obvious at all, I still can live with it. When my car got into the car, I told her the incident. I didn’t ask for compensation because I did not know how much I should ask from her, RM20 or RM50?? It’s considered lucky compare to the previous incident, where I stopped my car in a congested traffic and suddenly a kap-chai banged by car from the back. The damage was RM1100, I managed to get RM50 on the spot from him only.
Frankily, most silai’s driving is damn fucking lui one. They just do not know the proper way of handling a car. In their mind, slow means safe. FUCK UP lah!! Because of too many slow drivers like you on the road, that’s how we have heavy traffic jam everywhere. I was on Federal highway just now, the traffic flow was okay one then suddenly everyone was slowing down. I thought it must be an accident, manatau there was a slow car driven by a silai occupying on the middle lane. This slow car was even slower than the trucks and buses on the slow lane or the most left lane. All the vehicles had to either turn to the left lane or right lane just to overtake this silai. That’s how we have the term TRAFFIC JAM in our dictionary. Silai are deserved to be hung until they realize that they are the assets on the road. Don’t ask me what about my mum because she deserved to be hung with all other silai too. Damn it silai, just go to hell lah!! PHEWWWWwwww….
Topics: Life |
silai man sui!!!!! thousand ages!!! hahahhaha
wah!!!! this type of silai memang deserved to be hang!!
Ah Tiu Kor, just 8==>(0) her “kao-kao” lar, why so one? Ask Ong Tee Kiat to ban all girls/ladies to use car. ok?
i also think my mom should be hung with other silai. i cant stand her driving!!!!wrong signals, ignoring lane, ignoring other cars honking, turn left and right as if its her grandfather road. wtf! can scream i tell u!
girls dont drive like that.
u should say “pay me 500 or give me a blow job now”
lol.. not silai also..even sum uncle also like tat.. all kopi license..
I dun think Ah Tiu kor wants a blowjob from a silai Mr aeroplane!
Some silai also drive nice ar … but drive like her grandfathers road .. like very yau yeng like that .. they dont know they sucks..
joshuaongys,
silai lanjiao!!
dy,
memangpun!!
Lee Hyo Jung,
like that means we guys have to be our partner’s all time driver loh, not a good idea. Maybe I can propose to have a “silai lane”, what do you think??
belle,
yeah, yeah yeah… Silai ma!!
aeroplane1234,
are you sure you want a silai to blow you?? Watch your dick dude, they could have broken your dick by turning the direction wrongly without any signal and the wrong indication.
rit,
those uncle deserved to be hung to death with the silai too.
pookyma,
you’re right dude!!
Shannon,
maybe they can choose a more expensive rope to hang them to death!!
you know the sarcastic side of talking something?? wen i said silai man sui i meant… like i’m telling a porkchop you’re the best(ni shi zhui hao de)!!
no wonder lar u kept nanging my post…
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joshuaongys,
of course I know, you said silai man sui, then I continued with silai lanjiao!!
I nang all the posts there, not yours only.
hahahhahaha okay.. faham dah lolx..
joshuaongys,
faham then good!!