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Heavy is not fat
By Tiuniasing | May 14, 2008
Again, I am now in OldTown for my tea time. It is now 6:40pm. I know it is a bit late for tea time as many people are probably having dinner at this hour. Ehh… Actually, I am currently on diet in reducing my body weight. Ever since I stopped taking part in any basketball tournaments, the size of my tummy has become double of its original size, no kidding. If you ask me, I would say that diet actually doesn’t contribute much to my weight. The main cause is lesser exercise now.
I remember I used to eat a lot, I ate lesser after I stopped playing basketball. Last time, I had average three to four matches a week. After a match over, we would go for dinner together and the bill is on the team boss. We wouldn’t go for mamak kay. We usually pong chan chinese restaurant where I can order as much rice as I want, and the food or dish that we ordered, you know, one meal can feed your ham kar for a month or something like that. Those bosses are damn fucking rich and generous one. Otherwise I won’t call them boss. For the Chinese, food is everything.
When comes to food, yours truly would never give face one. The amount of food that I usually ate in one meal can feed my wife for one whole fucking week. Of course lah, Shino doesn’t eat much, that’s why her body is still well-kept, still as fit as she used to be. No kidding, if she complains that she is fat, all the ladies in the world can jump into Klang River already. But now, I am the one who screaming for reducing weight because my tummy is getting bigger and bigger, to an extent that I already can’t live with it. I realized my weight was increasing and I told Shino about it, but Shino seemed to think that I was kidding with her. Until one day, when we were changing to attend a wedding dinner, she suddenly said,”Dear, your tummy is really big now. HAHAAAaaa…”. This is how she laughed at me at that moment. Since then, I decided to do something about my weight.
I started my own Marie France Bodyline slimming programme last two weeks. So for the past two weeks, I stick to “do more, eat less” basis. I go back to basketball court for some plays with the buddies, I’m not going for tournament due to my knees injuries. My knees are recovering but it is not fully okay yet. My objective to be on the basketball court is to get sweated and twist my body more. Off the court, I do sit up and cycling. I did try swimming but I gave up after a few tries because there wasn’t any hot chic in the pool. I went there a few times, I never met even a single hot chic. Damn sad you know if you can’t see any hot chic in the pool. Maybe I should look for a new swimming pool.
Besides do more, I cut down my diet too. Last time, I stuffed my stomach with 150% of what it actually can fit in. Now, I stuff in 60% to 70% only. Don’t ask me to cut down somemore. With the 60-70 plan now, I feel hungry all the time. I can’t imagine what will happen if I cut down somemore. After two weeks, my effort has paid me with rewards. I heard this from Shino last Sunday:-
“Dear, you got slimmed a bit lah. Your tummy not so big already.”
I knew it. I knew it works and I’m gonna carry on with my slimming project. I want to go back to where I used to look like. I hate to use the word “put on weight” or “light weight” to describe fat and thin or slim. But these are the common words that people use to describe it, I can’t help it. I actually have my own definition of fat and thin, probably slim is a better word here. Yes, “fat” and “slim” here.
Most people think “fat” = “heavy weight” or “slim = “light weight”. Seriously, I do not think so. For me, the weight can be measured with a scale but not with our eyes. If you are heavy, you are not necessary fat in people’s eyes. They may think that you are slim or thin, or probably skinny. You get what I mean or not?? If tomorrow morning, you stand on the weighting scale and the reading is low, you do not need to be happy so early. Who knows, when your colleagues see you in person, they may think that you are still fat. All I want to say is, weight is not equivalent to fatness. I measure weight with a weighting scale, and I measure your fatness with my feeling. The moment I see you in person, I can tell if you are fat or not. I do not need a scale to tell me this.
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haih.. my tummy very big too..
Boss…Whenever i tell ppl im 69kg..they will be like WTF!!69?kidding ar?I tot u 50 kg only..hahaa
Now.. that’s very true. At least someone out that doesn’t measure their fatness with the figures on the scale.
Have a nice day!
blekkkk i’m nearing 50kg edi.sigh..the reading on the scale is scary
but true oso la..many dun believe that i’m 50kg..they think the wind can blow me away..i wish oso
ur tummy getting bigger? got use protection anot? gona be a daddy soon? ;P jkjkjkjk
good luck with ur diet!
Haha tiuniasing.im also doing the same thing as you.i stopped playing basketball for 2 years now and now alot of ppl said i’ve put on aloot of weight.im dieting now n jogging 3 times a week.
i think ur wife was onli comforting u @ d 2nd time when she said ur tummy was not as big lar
anyway, juz be happy w wat u hav now…big tummy may contribute to big wealth 
kekeeke, food is such a great thing tht chinese enjoy much, juz EAT as much as u wan lar 
:P today dunno tmr’s matters, eat lar,eat lar, eat 100% lar 
haahaa i m devil 
hisotry proven, successful man in malaysia are fat, bald, ugly and short.
so fat or not fat …. shouldnt be man’s concern….
let’s worry about wallet fat or slim lagi best.
rit,
if I were you, I would have jumped into Klang river… and swim to slim down!!
Pookyma,
you 50kg?? Sure or not?? I would have guessed 75kg.
She’s Jess,
oh, I’m glad to know you think the same as me too!!
huei,
hahaa… As long as your lovely dear can carry you into the room during your wedding day, the weight doesn’t matter.
mr g,
oh really?? That’s very good. We can work hard together. Good luck!!
qing,
big tummy big wealth?? Oh… If I have to be big tummy then only rich, then I will stop my slimming project immediately. But it seems like I was richer when my tummy wasn’t this big. So what say you??
aeroplane1234,
I always look for challenge. I want to be the first man who’s rich, smart, tall and good looking, and not fat!!
im 50kg so i shall die!
my boss tot I am 60kg! I am only 50kg la… should I jump into Klang river too?
aiseh… i dun go swimming thats y no hot chic lor … ahahahaha
hey, you be confident to yourself la … on the basketball court.. yeng and tall and fit can dy..
sure a lot of gals die for you de la..
belle,
50kg is not fat, it is heavy only. Hehee… Just kidding.
Shannon,
Klang River is full already. You can drive through SMART when it is closed for flushing operation.
Yeah right, how I wish I can bump into you in swimming. But will you be in bikini??
Now not yeng already, now big tummy only.
my ass is very big. how la? T__T
Aisyah,
I can recommend some slimming centers to you, perhaps!?? Just kidding… I think there are many ways to make your ass look smaller. Probably, some guys love big asses?? Nothing to worry about.