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Why MCA lost in this election??
By Tiuniasing | July 3, 2008
I was composing an entry titled ‘My fucking selfish wife’ just now. I had it almost done but I stopped and deleted that entry. I have to admit that there is a restriction in the blog because my wife is reading it. She won’t be happy after reading what I had written just now. In order not to make my life difficult, I chose not to be frank to myself, I chose not to make Shino unhappy. That’s life, we have to know the pros and cons of doing something before we actually do it.
I have been travelling to a lot of places recently, and some of the places that I had never visited before. I believe Labis is not a strange place to most of you. Perhaps you have not stepped into Labis before, but I am fucking sure that you have heard it before. If you really have no idea where Labis is, I advise you to quickly rush to the nearest toilet and stuff your own fucking head into the toilet bowl. Do not forget to flush the toilet when your fucking head is in it.
Labis, had never been so fucking famous until Dr.Chua Soi Lek’s sex video tape scandal. Today hottest topic is Dato’ Seri Anwar Ibrahim’s latest sodomy case. Saiful Bahari is the hero this time. I think Saiful has achieved what he wanted, he has been ranked in Malaysia hall of fame.
Enough of Anwar and Saiful because it is nothing new to me anymore, let’s go back to Dr.Chua. When I went to Labis the other day, I recalled our hero, Dr.Chua and Malaysia 308 politic tsunami. Dr.Chua was withdrawn from the election but MCA still was beaten up poorly. They lost a large number of parliament seats and states. The result is unexpectedly worst for everyone in this country. Everyone in MCA must be sad of it. But I am sure there is one person who had laughed happily in a corner, he is our big hero, Dr.Chua.
Before the election took place, all the politicians were busy running their campaign to get more people to support them. They came out with so many types of slogan and ideas, they made so many fucking promises just to hope that the voters will get conned and support them. All politicians’ promises are just too uncreative, they only promised something like this:-
“I will build more Chinese schools if I win”;
“I will reduce corruption rate in this country if I win”;
“I will not fuck your mother if I win”;
“I will build a bridge from there to your house for your convenience”;
“I will not gorek your money one, trust me”;
“I will not increase highway toll rates if I win”;
“I will keep our petrol price low if I win”.
So fucking unattractive. The politicians keep promising the same thing but will never come true at all. It is not that they can’t do it, they just do not want to do it.
Because of Dr.Chua’s sex video tape, MCA withdrew him from this election. The president of MCA must be thinking that Chua’s scandal would affect their winning in a negative way. But the result shows that MCA is still lost badly without Chua on the candidate-list too.
MCA is busy finding reasons and excuses for their big losing in 2008 National Election. They have come out with tonnes of excuses but they have never and ever mentioned about Dr.Chua at all. This is so fucking untrue and unfair. I mean, before the election, you thought that Chua will be your losing factor so that you didn’t let him to play. But you still lose without him. So how can you explain this??
I really wonder if anyone in MCA ever thought of the result if Dr.Chua was to take part in the election. If I were the president of MCA, probably I would have lead MCA with a big win this time. Really, I am not joking. What would have I done then?? I would have pushed Dr.Chua to compete for parliament and state seats of course. I know Dr.Chua could have rejected the offer because he feels paiseh, but I will try to convince him to work with me:-
Tiuniasing :: “Chua, you have to take part in the coming election. We need you.”
Chua :: “But I paiseh lah, everyone has seen how big my cock is.”
Tiuniasing :: “It’s alright one, people will forgive you.”
Chua :: “But I can’t forgive myself.”
Tiuniasing :: “Your wife will forgive you.”
Chua :: “But I…”
Tiuniasing :: “Your son too, will forgive what you have done because he is a man too.”
Chua :: “… But…”
Tiuniasing :: “I will forgive you too because I am married like you too.”
Chua :: “But…”
Tiuniasing :: “Chua, no but please.”
Chua :: “You’ve got me wrong. I wanted to ask, how can I help the party in this election??”
Tiuniasing :: “I find that all the motives and promises made by others are too conservative and outdated, unattractive and not creative at all. They have been talking about it for so many fucking years but still they want to use it now.”
Chua :: “Don’t mention the word FUCK in front of me please…”
Tiuniasing :: “Opppsss, I am sorry. I should have been more sensitive in front of you.”
Chua :: “You are forgiven. But how can I help?? If I am to participate, I will have to promise the same things as the rest too. So, what is the difference??”
Tiuniasing :: “Chua, you can do more than what you can.”
Chua :: “What is it??”
Tiuniasing :: “You can promise the public that you will produce more sex video tapes of yours if MCA win. Everybody will be happy with it because you really did it once!!”
Topics: Life |
MCA need to start kicking ass and stop sucking cock , in order to gain our supports.
hahahahahahha funniest dialogue mr . tiu reli liked the climax of the conversation XD i was thinking wad were u gona say to convince chua to take part but u mocked him instead lolololol.
aeroplane1234,
I couldn’t agree more with you. Probably they can think about quitting BN because they are so fucking useless in BN, and BN think that they don’t need MCA anymore.
mrg,
I am just telling the truth. If he says so in pre-election, I believe he stands a chance.