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Tangkak Beef-Noodles
By Tiuniasing | July 20, 2008
I was out of town yesterday to JB for business. After the breakfast with my mum, I drove directly to Segamat for a presentation at the client’s site. After the presentation, I had to leave for JB for another appointment in the late afternoon.
To reach to Segamat, Tangkak is one of the towns where we have to pass by. Everytime I am in a travel, I would drop by the towns for the local favourite cuisine. You know, I can propose to Astro for new series of introduction to Malaysian food TV programme just like Taste with Jason. For your information, Tangkak is a place to be known for textile and is never wrong when you observe all the textile shops are located along the main stretch of the town. I don’t give these shops a damn as I am no auntie. After the Segamat appointment, I stopped by Tangkak for my lunch at the infamous beef-noodles, before I headed for JB.
This is the second time I visit the beef-noodles. I realised that the second visit is a lot more pleasant than the previous visit in terms of the beef-noodles taste. The actual taste of both visits were quite similar but in my second visit, I knew the way to enjoy my delicious beef-noodles. Perhaps you do not find it important with the way you consume something, but I am particular in it. It is like driving a Ferrari, you won’t enjoy much when you are in a low speed or cruising on gravel. You get what I am saying or not?? Again, if you don’t, please go to the nearest toilet and stuff your fucking head into the toilet bowl and flush it. STUPID!!
I ordered a large-mixed-beef-kuay-teow (bigger bowl) this time. For me, the so-called large portion is only able to stuff three quarter of my stomach but I would say it is good enough. You know, if I feel enough of something, I won’t find it something pleasant anymore. For instance, when your sex partner says that he or she has got enough of you, it means that you are no longer their sex fantasy to them which is something bad. Let’s go back to the beef-noodles. Another thing is that if you consume your bowl of beef-noodles plainly without any sauce on it, you won’t able to taste it to the fullest. You have to add in their home-made chilli-sauce and I believe the sauce is the key here. The chilli sauce is one of a kind where you can’t get it anywhere. I have visited to some beef-noodles, and the most significant difference of each of them is their chilli-sauce. Of course, the taste of the beef-noodles differs from each other too but it is only part of it. We must not forget the mistress here.
If you ask me if I like the beef-noodles or not, I say yes and I like it a lot too. For your extra information, the beef-noodles is not the main course of the shop. For me, their main spot actually is one of the waitresses there. The waitress, from my observation is estimated at her early 20s with a beautifully shaped typical Chinese girl facial features, from certain angles a bit look like the Chinese actress Gong Li. She has a very fair complexion and the most amazing thing is that her lips are naturally red in colour. No, I did not ask her about the lips. But from observation, her pair of lips are so natually-red that you feel like sticking your own lips on it, and start battling with her tongue before further actions taken. Hmm… But, unfortunately she isn’t tall as tall as Gong Li and her pair of boobs is a big turn-off. I am more than happy to tell that her ‘front-end’ is more than enough to land the latest aircraft models such as Airbus A380. That’s the reason why I stopped at the lips and no further imagination on the young lady.
By the way, I got a photo of Tangkak beef-noodles from The Cookin’ & Makan Blog and as is the procedure, I have to mention the source of the photo. Yeah, I was too busy staring at the young waitress until I forgot to take a photo of the noodles. I realised it when I left the shop and got into the car. Before it was too late, I took out my HTC Touch Dual with built-in 2 megapixel colour camera and took a photo of the appearance of the shop from outside.
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Agreed. The chili sauce really made a difference. There is one located in Melaka Raya, Melaka but they will be moving to Bukit Cina next month.
how much is 1 bowl of beef noodle?
anthraxxxx,
oh issit?? But the Melaka one got pretty waitresses or not?? The Muar one got has a Gong Li wor!! Hahaa…
dirty,
aiya, I can’t remember. About RM4 to RM5 if I am not mistaken.