Archive for August, 2008
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Friday, August 29th, 2008Again, my OldTown White Coffee story. I am a regular customer to this OldTown outlet. The waiters and waitresses know which table I like the most, they know what I will order for drinks also. Yeah, usually I will spend my afternoon here doing my work. In another word, this OldTown outlet is my second […]
DAMN LAH, what can we do with 15 sen only??
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008Again, our dear PM lied to us. A few days ago, he announced that there wouldn’t be new fuel prices before the polling day for the Permatang Pauh by-election. But yesterday, our dear PM slapped his own face and announced the new fuel prices. The news seems like a good thing to the citizens because […]
FUCK LAH, PM says no new fuel price announcements for now
Thursday, August 21st, 2008Obviously the government is utilising everything and everyone to win in the Permatang Pauh by-election, Lee Chong Wei is a good example. I fucking cannot stand this. Now, the government is using the petrol price as their winning chips in the by-election. In a way, their move is same as the ah long, the government […]
Lanjiao Hotel guard = PIMP
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008The first time I went to Penang on business trip, I stayed at Hotel M in Penang Road, a not-so-budget budget hotel. When I arrived at the hotel carpark, a middle age Malay guard welcomed me with the warmest smile that I had ever seen in my life. In order to show that yours truly, Tiuniasing, […]
Bed-talk, bed-cock
Monday, August 18th, 2008Bed-talk is good for couples because it helps to improve the relationship by shortening the distance between two individuals. Nonetheless, bed-talk can only be held on a bed and to my experience, nowhere else in the world that you can find something which is better than a bed to make a relationship to go closer, […]
My weekend can’t be any better without DANG action
Sunday, August 17th, 2008I did not have a new entry for the weekend, but it was still a good weekend for me because I got to sign-in Innit and DANG all the self-DANGers.
I have just finished another round of DANG for this weekend, I am feeling high as if getting another shot of virtual orgasm like how self-DANGers […]
TIUNIASING is King of DANG!!
Saturday, August 9th, 2008Hey, I just found that there were some bloggers blogged used to blog about me because they just can’t live with what I am doing, which is DANGing around!! As I was discovering the features of Innit, I just realised that there is a “Search” by keywords in innit. I typed in “tiuniasing”, and a […]
Tiuniasing VS Siu Keong
Thursday, August 7th, 2008I was resting after playing basketball. I was waiting at the living room for my body temperature to go down before I went for my shower. Suddenly, my phone rang, it was from shino. She was in the bedroom:-
Shino :: “DEAR, COME AND RESCUE ME, COME… FAST!! I AM IN DANGER!!”
Tiuniasing :: “What??”
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Lanjiao, self-recognition is not telling everybody that we are good!!
Thursday, August 7th, 2008Well, it seems like everybody are so fucking concerned about the self-recognition issue. You say we have to love ourselves first before we expect others to love us. You say we have to recognise ourselves first before we get recognition from others. You think we have to do self-masturbation first before we actually ask somebody […]
Self-NANGers = Self-Masturbaters, what say you??
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008Hello, call this free publicity because I’m gonna post some bloggers’ blog links. Call me GOD because I am doing this for free, FOC, or free of charge.
Well, some time ago, I came out with an entry on one of INNIT features, NANG and DANG. What is NANG and DANG?? As a member of INNIT, […]