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Lanjiao Hotel guard = PIMP
By Tiuniasing | August 19, 2008
The first time I went to Penang on business trip, I stayed at Hotel M in Penang Road, a not-so-budget budget hotel. When I arrived at the hotel carpark, a middle age Malay guard welcomed me with the warmest smile that I had ever seen in my life. In order to show that yours truly, Tiuniasing, is a friendly person, I responded with a smile too. I was driving a Putra then, I tried to be friendly with the Malay guard because I did not want anything bad to happen to my Putra.
I think the Malay guard had misunderstood the meaning of my smile. He came over to my car and asked me:-
The Malay guard :: “”You seorang diri??”
Tiuniasing :: “Ya. Apa masalah??”
The Malay guard :: “Oh.. Tak ada. Sini ada massage.”
Tiuniasing :: “Wow.. Hotel macam ni pun ada SPA??”
The Malay guard :: “Adaaaa…. You mau sex pun ada. Mau ah moi??”
Tiuniasing :: “Betul ke?? Pak cik jangan nak tipu saya lah.”
The Malay guard :: “Adaaa…”
Tiuniasing :: “Okay. Berapa satu kali??”
The Malay guard :: “Sembilan puluh, satu jam.”
Tiuniasing :: “Melayu??” (I don’t know why I said Melayu, and not Chinese or Indian, or even Kadazan or Iban)
The Malay guard :: “Ya. Melayu. You mau??”
Tiuniasing :: “Wah.. Melayu saya belum cuba lagi. Melayu syiok kah??”
The Malay guard :: “Syiok, mesti syiok lah. Kalau mau, saya panggil sekarang. You bilik nombor berapa?? Saya bawa untuk you pilih sekarang.”
Tiuniasing :: “China ada??”
The The Malay guard :: “You mau China?? Adaaa…”
Tiuniasing :: “China berapa??”
The Malay guard :: “China RM250″
Tiuniasing :: “Mahal ni… KL hanya RM180 saja.”
The Malay guard :: “Ini bagus punya, guarantee bagus.”
Tiuniasing :: “Dari China punya ada??”
The Malay guard :: “You mau dari China?? Adaaa.. Apa-apa pun ada.”
Tiuniasing :: “Harga??”
The Malay guard :: “Sama lah.. RM250.”
Tiuniasing :: “Okay. Tapi sekarang tak mau, letih…”
The Malay guard :: “Kalau you mau malam pun boleh. You boleh call saya kalau saya tak ada. Ini nombor telefon saya. 012-XXX-XXXX”
Tiuniasing :: “Okay. Saya akan call you kalau saya mau.”
Topics: Life |
TNS, jangan, jangan telefon…
JustJasmine,
at last, I did not make the call also because I don’t pay for sex.
Very Malaysian and unique blog, I salute your Tiu-Nia-Seng-ness. And by the way, do you happen to be in Putra Collective?
TNS, your wifey is good enough
Marcus,
thanks for your salutes.
I did not join any Putra club because my Putra is a stock-car, I am not into modification. By the way, I have sold it off at early of this year as it’s aging. Proton Putra batch 1997 is a good car because most parts of it were imported from Japan, made by Mitsubishi. I am missing its performance, its powerful powerplant…
JustJasmine,
yeah, she is the best among all the girls I have met with…