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    Polis yang suka memberi saman

    By Tiuniasing | September 20, 2008

    Suatu hari saya pergi ke Seremban,
    hati saya penuh kegembiraan,
    kerana ada seorang jutawan,
    menunggu saya tanpa kesabaran.

    Tiba-tiba ada seorang pekerja kerajaan,
    yang berpakaian seragam putih-putihan,
    mengejar saya macam seekor haiwan,
    yang sudah lama tak pernah makan.

    Saya seorang pemandu berpengalaman,
    pada ketika itu saya mesti beri laluan,
    saya kasi itu pekerja ikut lorong kanan,
    manatau dia mau saya berhenti di tepi jalan.

    “Tuan, enjin kasi matikan.”
    “Lesen memandu tolong tunjukkan,”
    “sama dengan kad pengenalan.”
    “Sekarang saya mau buka saman.”

    “Mengapa mau saya diberhentikan??”
    “Apakah kesalahan yang saya lakukan??”
    “Adakah mata you sudah berkaburan??”
    “Mau jumpa doktor untuk pemeriksaan??”

    “Ini jalan mesti bawa perlahan-lahan.”
    “Tapi Tuan dah melebihi had kelajuan.”
    “Kompaun ini RM300 tanpa potongan.”
    “Jangan bimbang, saya boleh tolongkan.”

    “Lanjiau, duit saya tidak berkurangan.”
    “Sekarang saya ada kecemasan.”
    “Kalau suka, you kasi buka saman.”
    “Kalau tidak, you kasi saya jalan!!”

    Topics: Life |

    25 Responses to “Polis yang suka memberi saman”

    1. kraken Says:

      Bravo~! Bravo~!
      Making story in the form of “pantun”…
      very creative…its not that easy right…

    2. janice Says:

      wah… u are another ahpek ka ?? geng ar.!!

    3. pookyma Says:

      Yea sempoi mia pantun bang!!

    4. Rauff Says:

      You never cease to amaze me,
      Where you go belajar pantun with glee,
      I malay also pantun bertaburan you see,
      Perhaps because I like stir fried vegetables with Lee Kum Kee~!

      Hahahahah~!!!!

    5. CInaasshole Says:

      yoo asshole cina im flagging your blogspot site u can say bye to that account u piece of shit I am a BIG ASSHOLE!!

    6. jinyan Says:

      wat the?!!
      who the hell is this “cinaasshole”???
      he seems like wanna raise up some unwanted issues again..
      anyway..that’s a meaningful poem man!!

    7. Tiuniasing Says:

      kraken,
      When I got mood, eeverything comes very easily for me.

      janice,
      Ah Pek no more into poem. I am the new generation one. Hahaa…

      pookyma,
      wahh… You punya Malay I no understand.

      Rauff,
      Hello Mr.Rauff yang saya hormati;
      Selamat berpuasa dalam bulan ini;
      Lee Kum Kee memang sedap dinikmati;
      makan banyak mungkin tidak healthy.

      Otak saya tak selalu berfungsi;
      Nak berpantun kena ikut hati;
      Kadang-kala kena tengok hari;
      If both also tarak, then very sorry.

      Saya selalu duduk rumah bermimpi;
      Memimpikan kita boleh bersatu-hati;
      Menghapuskan kementerian yang dirty;
      Membina negara yang aman dan harmoni.

      Oh ya, Raya sudah hampir already;
      Rauff sudah shopping di Mid-Valley??
      Haraplah pada Raya yang bermakna ini;
      Kita sama-sama menyambut dan berkongsi!!

      CInaasshole;
      TIUNIAMA GEH CHAOHAI!!

      jinyan,
      be cool, I already diued him/her!!

    8. pookyma Says:

      wah reply Rauff with such a suoer long pantun lagi..

      I said ur pantun rox from the previous comment i give

    9. ritchie Says:

      hahaha.. u really bulleh..

    10. danielctw Says:

      fulamak…
      ur malay pantun also not bad wor…

      but true also.. now give them minum kopi later they tangkap u then they got award for tangkap orang yg beri duit kopi

    11. belle Says:

      uncle.. tolong update

    12. Tiuniasing Says:

      pookyma,
      ohh… Okay, okay!!

      ritchie,
      of course, just because I’m Tiuniasing!!

      danielctw,
      you also can do that. Just video recording when they ask for duit kopi from you.

      belle,
      okay, okay!!

    13. Rauff Says:

      Wahh…

      Berbalas pantun membalas budi,
      En. Tiu gua amat respect lu sekali,
      Ya..raya sudah dekat sgt excited sekali,
      Tapi gaji masuk lambat takble shopping di Mid Valley.

      Ada rezeki lu dan gua kena meet up,
      Dok kopitiam borak2 psl org gomen hamsap,
      Kerja kat kementerian kepala botak nak digilap,
      Silap2 nanti boss tembak burit berasap.

      Sekarang haiwan dan anak disimpan dalam kandang,
      Takut kena sula dengan sayur mungkin juga bawang,
      Bile raya semakin dekat menjelang,
      En. Tiu nanti dijemputlah datang.

    14. Tiuniasing Says:

      Rauff,
      hahaa… A good one and thanks for your invitation!!
      I will try to come out with one poem in this week, maybe we will berbalas pantun again.

    15. zewt Says:

      akhirnya, apa kesudahan?

    16. Tiuniasing Says:

      zewt,
      kesudahan ialah, I tiu him also not free and cabut without any saman and duit tolong!!

    17. David Says:

      ah tiu… I didn’t know u were into pantun also… amazing… keep up the good work!

    18. julie Says:

      i wanna sembah you become my sifu! keng giler lah you! haha

    19. Tiuniasing Says:

      David,
      yeah…

      julie,
      don’t forget the tea kay!!

    20. vermouth84 Says:

      i like ur poem.. ur poem rox

    21. Tiuniasing Says:

      vermouth84,
      yeah, will compose some when I have the mood again.

    22. ubey Says:

      wtf nice pantun. wow

    23. Tiuniasing Says:

      ubey,
      thank you!!

    24. icandy945 Says:

      wao i like your pantun!!!!
      bravo bravo~

    25. Tiuniasing Says:

      icandy945,
      yeah, I can rap and rhyme.

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