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A lanjiao Babi-Mami
By Tiuniasing | March 2, 2009
After 2 days off from work, I felt refreshed and had a good mood early in the morning to start my working day. I woke up earlier than usual, I went for gym and followed by high-nutritious food for the breakfast because I had been losing plenty of energy after the gym. The traffic was smooth, I reached the office before the clock hit 9am.
While reading The Star in my room, my senior manager knocked the door and asked me along for breakfast. I told him that I had already had mine, but I was more than willing to join him and other managers for coffee or tea. Then we headed to a kopitiam nearby, as usual, the Indian-fei-zai-waiter gave me a cup of kau-traditional-milk-coffee. This Indian-fei-zai-waiter remembers what I drink every morning. I took out my Mild 7 Super Light, strangely I read the words on the light-blue cigrette-box and found that Mild 7 box is actually a little different from others. It has an additional line written something like this:-
“Perkataan-perkataan “Mild” dan “Super Lights” pada pek ini tidak bererti rokok ini membawa risiko kesihatan yang rendah berbanding dengan rokok-rokok lain.”
After the coffee and tea session, we headed back to the office and it was already 10am. There was a meeting this morning, I was called to join suddenly as they needed my advice on some marketing plans. So I headed to the meeting room after coming back from the kopitiam. The meeting room was almost occupied, there was only an empty place left for me. I was okay to be seated anywhere of the room as I was not heavily involved in the agenda. I was there like an advisor where I would need to give my views when they have doubts or are seeking for second opinion.
Then, I just realised that the place was not a good one for me, not because of anything but the view in front of me, because of the person who was sitting in front of me is Babi-Mami. Babi-Mami is one short and fat ass with a hunchback. Babi-Mami looks like 40 years old, but her behaviour will make you think she is only 10 years old. She will shock you with a sudden pop-out in front of you or with a super-heavy scream to mute your ears like no tomorrow, at any given time, at any where you are. She and I do not have much conversation because I have never entertained her since the first day she joined this organisation. I never like to entertain clown anyway.
Talking about fashion sense, I think Babi-Mami is one of those who has the lousiest sense of fashion. As far as I remember, she had changed a couple styles recently, but thing have not been working very well for her. You see, when we talk about fashion, we always go to the mirror, be frank to ourselves and tell what and where our weaknesses are, and we will get something to cover the weaknesses up and expose the nicest parts of our body to the public. With this, we can help to rescue the earth by reducing the visual pollution, and we can impress people who see us, who talk to us. I believe no one in this world would be happy to see something ugly.
My mood suddenly dropped to the ground like how the Washington WTC (World Trade Centre) being attacked by the terrorists and collapsed a few minutes later, immediately grounded. I started my day with a very good mood, and everything has gone just because of this fat-ass Babi-Mami. I was sitting behind this fat-ass for about 30 minutes and I think it was one of the longest 30 minutes to date for me. If I were the chief of the director board, I would have stretched my right leg (my right leg is more powerful) and kicked the fat-ass’s asses to hit the wall to death. People like her are supposed to be hung in Penjara Sungai Buloh to stop her from polluting the environment.
So ladies, if you do not know where your ugly parts are, you are advised to go to the nearest toilet bowl, stuff you head into and flush. Then, go to the mirror and find which parts of you are ugly. Finally, get a sharp knife and chop it off because we men do not need it. Perhaps, we do not need you at all!!
Last but not least, I am done with Jenn part 4, Something about the China girl, Jenn - 4 and it will be posted up tonight. But before you read the part 4, you can read the past chapters and a preview of chapter 4 as it has been some time since the last chapter. Stay tuned to Jenn part 4!! See you tonight.
Topics: Life |
eh.. you so bad lah.. discriminate big-sized people.. i terasa you know! bluek!
hey i think the same applies to guys too!
I think there are more to complain bout guys than women
OMG … that was a cruel post. You shud die with a tumour lanjiao .. LoL
Wait till your wife give birth and later turned like her. Karma my friend… What goes around, comes around…
dy,
don’t be perasaan. You are still 1,000,000 miles behind the babi.
Sharon,
I agree with you, but guys are not affecting, so I have no complaint about guys.
yumsup,
a cruel post?? Can you feel how I felt??
me,
the problem is, she hasn’t married nor even give birth before.
1,000,000 miles behind the babi, but zero miles in front of another babi… kuang kuang kuang…
eh.. btw, how come never see you on Gtalk anymore ar? very bz meh?
mahai you….damn cruel..fellas.. it’s not like Ah Tiu got issue with fat girls…it’s that that bitch also got a lil attitude problem..her voice for instance.When ever she voice up or something,it indirectly made ppl like Ah Tiu wanna bitch about her.You cant just biitch about her voice because everything comes in a package.
Once you start with her high-pitch-fuck-up scream,you’ll also wanna start bitching about her looks.
I feel for u man Ah Tiu kor..
p/s:when wanna come down kampar eat ngao lam with me?The ngau lam here not bad.
@me sohai…i bet u see those thtd deliver are fucking frugal that they dont have cash for a good slimming session OR.. they just keep eating like a babi.
which women nowdays will looked like a shiny whale after giving birth?!
dy,
0 mile in front of another babi?? Hahaa… A good one.
Pookyma,
yeah dude, thanks for your understanding. In real life, the babi is a few times more jiak lat than I wrote here, words are too limited to express how this babi is…
belle,
muahahaa… You must be a sexy mother after May.
Pookyma,
I just went to Kampar but it was a half a day trip, I went there for a meeting and I was in a rush. I was thinking to call you out yam char, but time was not allowed. I will call you the next time I go there, should be very soon. See you there!!
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TNS,
careful what u wished for, I saw before my eyes a chick like ur preference, got fashion sense, dressed up well, cover up the shitty part and show the good part. and becoz of that, she thinks that she’s the prettiest of all, not to say she doesn’t have fashion sense or what not but the prettiest of all??? and always come in act cute, posing, I mean like, WTF??? u wait until ur babi-mami have fashion sense and thinks she’s the prettiest of all la, and act cute and posing infront of u all day long, then what would be ur wish then??? hahahahaha!!!
oh btw, if by any chance that babi-mami sees this blog forum, then TNS, I got 2 words for u.
LOH DIU!!!
hahahaha!!!
i really dont wanna contribute to extra comments for tiuniasing but wtf @ying chai eric. THERES REALLY A NIGHTMARE LIKE THT IN REALITY I SWEAR, you experience it first handed, and there are worse..they speaks in squeky voice, do the “peace”sign whenever possible!!!
dear belle that understands me and know my pain which I’m surprised that she have more predict power than I do. now i give u 1 word, FUK!!! [it’s not in english which by mean the dirty adult word which I also dream of doing that to u which I cant… at the moment, and that word for now it’s in cantonese slang.]
you’re my goddess, and from the few words that u written there, I can totally feel that, imagine that when I was reading ur feedback, OMMFG!!! dont feel so good now…. u know what’s the worst part, all ur colleague fren will say, oh… she likes u… fuck them till the day they die!!!
Eric the greatest among all who has the power of prediction and also very stylist as known as ying chai in cantonese which also quite handsome but not that handsome which is why called ying chai Eric,
mahai, your name is so fucking long. I will write it once and I will refer you as Eric after this.
If a girl in my office is above average pretty, I don’t mind if she fatt hao. All I will do is to sleep with her and make her my “personal assistant” to assist me on the office tasks and help me on my sex desire when my wife is not available.
But if she has the Babi-Mami look, I would have bitch-slap her until she leaves the organisation shamefully.
Babi-Mami doesn’t read English, she doesn’t even know what blog is about. You have no chance to say that to me.
belle,
I know how to handle nasty people, no worries…
TNS,
dude, dont have to write it, just copy paste. also change my nick already.
anyway, you write “If a girl in my office is above average pretty, I don’t mind if she fatt hao. All I will do is to sleep with her and make her my “personal assistant” to assist me on the office tasks and help me on my sex desire when my wife is not available.” not scare ur wife read this blog ah??? but if so unlucky that ur wife found out, bounce that girl to me la, I’ll ‘kang’ for u, if she doesnt beliv that is my chick then I’ll perform a live show for her also can, see how good am I to frens.
and also that mami is my client, so not meeting everyday, everything still cool, chill.
YingChai Eric,
your new nick sounds good and ying jai.
My wife does read this blog, but I will just tell her that I am boasting here only although I would have done (bounce the sexy hot “personal assistant”) that if it really happens to me.
If there is a sexy and hot chick here, I’d prefer to kang on my own. Hahaa…
TIU!!!
tiu & tragic ying chai eric.. NABEH and go die la u both.
ying chai eric..just to add some salt to your wound. i do think your big shiny whale godness likes you man. Coz she bother to pose and squeek her voice ALL DAY LONG. lucky u. dont complain HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
bella,
TIU LEI LA!!!!
TNS,
share la, always eat alone… let me kang some also la.
YingChai Eric,
you have Viv already.
belle,
hahaa…
TNS,
where got ‘yim dor’ one… but dont let Viv hear this, later she ‘ng choy wo’…
belle,
TIU LEI LA!!! again… u hurt my wound so bad I have to tiu u twice…
YingChai Eric,
okay lah, I will share lah, you take the below average one, I take the above average. I am kind fussy you know!!
TNS,
better than nothing, hah!!!
YingChai Eric,
viv is always there for you, moreover you two will be neighbor soon.
TNS,
yes… as my sifu u won’t take my vege and eat right….
tiuniasing, you are one selfish human. there is no foreseeable option for you to exist. Imagine yourself in her situation. genetics. say, if you are born to be fat and ugly, may you live the rest of your life as a blind loser. may your child be fat and ugly. may your days be filled with “unlucky event”. may your vehicle be stolen. may your wife be sexy and beautiful but also greedy and uncaring. may you live as a close-minded sub-human. may you be blessed with syphillis. may you be blessed with gonorrhea. may you be blessed with lung cancer. may you be blessed with anxiety, worry and stress. you shall never experience peace in your live until you learn to accept. May God have mercy on your soul.
您将叫醒某天祝愿您没有必须审阅您凄惨的生活和可怜的工作。
祝愿你们大家没有保佑充满财富和秀丽，而是没有和平和幸福。