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    Hot and sexy tobacco promoters

    By Tiuniasing | March 10, 2009

    How many of you have been attended by tobacco female promoters, wearing in hot and sexy tobacco ‘uniform’?? Usually you can see them at clubs or pubs. They will go in a pair or in one group, but some will do it alone. They carry a small little bag containing their brand of tobaccos, and they take one or two samples to ask around if you want to buy from them.

    The tobacco girls usually are damn fucking hard-sell their products because the more they sell, the more they earn. I think the idea by the tobacco companies of hiring the young and innocent ladies to sell and promote the tobacco in sexy uniform is an extremely good idea. It is good for the smokers like me who do not bring more than one box of cigarettes when I go out.

    Most smokers know that the consumption of tobacco will increase after a few shots of alcohol, and more puff will be taken if our eyes have detected some hot and sexy chicks. I think it must have to do with the nerves which have been stimulated by the visual sensible of excitement through our eyes. The alcohol helps to boost the speed of our heart-beat, and the nicotine works as catalytic, to blind us by sending fake signal to our brain that all the chicks around are of top class prostitutes which all of them have the supermodel look and calabash-shaped body dimension. That’s how we tend to think all the chicks at clubs are super-duper pretty and hot. Ehh… Sometimes, I do see something like Babi-Mami though it is very rare.

    Everytime when I have run out of cigarettes, the presense of the hot tobacco girls serve their purpose. Sometimes, the tobacco company will run some promotion on the products by giving discount in a box of two (claimed special-pack or promotional-pack), or a free lighter, a free metal box, but no free sex which sounds bad for me. If you do not know, the cigarettes selling at clubs are slightly more expensive than the usual price. I have no idea why there is a difference. If you are kiam siap to pay more for the cigarettes, you will have to walk to the nearest convenience store for your normal-priced cigarettes but I do not do that. I am not so cheapo okay. I choose to buy from the mobilised-tobacco promoters whenever they walk to me. I have no worries on running out of cigarettes.

    There are some advantages of buying your cigarettes from the tobacco promoters if you know well about your rights as a buyer or consumer. It is no secret that these girls are self-claimed pretty and most of them are still college or university students. They walk all night long from club to club and beg you to buy cigarettes from them, they do not do this just for fun, but for money and income. When comes to money, then as the buyers that we are, we can spend for the nicotine, not forgettingly we also can spend for fun too:-

    Mild 7 Lady :: “Mister, Mild 7 is doing a promotion now, the big metal box here contains two packs of big size Original Mild 7, and a very nice lighter inside. You can get the whole thing at RM18 only, it is the same as two packs of big size pack, but you get a free lighter. Very nice lighter you see, this is the lighter.”
    Tiuniasing :: “Hmm… That’s all??”
    Mild 7 Lady :: “Yes sir, what else do you want?? The lighters can be kept as a souvenir too because of its special design, you see.”
    Tiuniasing :: “Yeah, and I am a Mild 7 fan too. But my Mild 7 still have more than half a box left, so…”
    Mild 7 Lady :: “But you will be here for long, the remaining of your cigarettes are not sufficient for you, hehee…”
    Tiuniasing :: “Very true. But you see the Marlboro girls are coming over here, and the Dunhill girls will be coming soon. I think I may want to try something new…”
    Mild 7 Lady :: “But you are a Mild 7 regular customer and it is better to stick to one brand as you have got used to its taste and image.”
    Tiuniasing :: “You are very true, but I have got bored with the regular thing that I have been doing, I need something new now, you know?? Like, I have been with my girlfriend for so many years, I tend to look at other girls now. So how can you help me??”
    Mild 7 Lady :: “Hmm… Maybe you can try other taste such as Lights or Super Lights here??”
    Tiuniasing :: “You want me to go lighter?? No way kay…”
    Mild 7 Lady :: “Please lor sir… Please… Hehee…”
    Tiuniasing :: “Okay, I think I know how you can help me.”
    Mild 7 Lady :: “Yeah, how??”
    Tiuniasing :: “I will buy from you with one condition.”
    Mild 7 Lady :: “Yes??”
    Tiuniasing :: “Can I have your contact number please??”
    Mild 7 Lady :: “Ahh!!??”
    Tiuniasing :: “Cannot ah?? Then I will ask from the Marlboro girls la.”
    Mild 7 Lady :: “Can… Can… Hehee…”

    I hope this can help you to find an ideal sex partner!! By the way, please do not forget that Something about the China girl, Jenn - 5 will be up today. Please come back to check it out!!

    Topics: Life |

    8 Responses to “Hot and sexy tobacco promoters”

    1. CathyC Says:

      HAHA TNS, are you sure the phone number can be contacted??if the girl is smart enough, it will be a fake one..HAHA

    2. dy Says:

      tsk tsk tsk…

    3. Tiuniasing Says:

      CathyC,
      I will ask her to missed call me on the spot. So, do you think she can give me a fake one??

      dy,
      ???

    4. David Says:

      Can give real no. but later just won’t pick up the call only mah…

    5. cg Says:

      walao…i tot u married?ha…

    6. belle Says:

      wtf! wheres jenn 6!this post is so filler!

    7. JustJasmine Says:

      TNS so pandai kao lui!!! Walao!!! hehehhehe

    8. Tiuniasing Says:

      David,
      I can always get a new number and call her, hahaa…

      cg,
      yes, I am married. The story is what I had been through, I am sharing it with you guys now…

      belle,
      Jenn 6 is on the way…

      JustJasmine,
      yeah, kao lui must have tactics.

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